connection, animal planet and drowning

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welcome to another day of Bakchodi with S and N. 

Scene 1

s: *explaining something* toh connection samajah rahe ho?

N: yes yes! i understood. i can connect well. I like connecting things!!

S: *perverse mind activated* *___*

N: NO!! I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!! DONT OVERTHINK THINGS!!!

S: uh-huh? connecting things huh? interesting!

N: *___*
       

***

some days later

N: send me the photos we took the other day.

S: i dont have it bro.

N: toh kiske pas hai? ill ask A.

sm time later

N: i got also. u want?

S: nhi! i dont want to see all your gandi gandi shakal!

N: *____* :fo 

***

* M watching animal planet*

S: *looks at her and rolls eyes* aaaahahahaah!!! I also want a cool sibling like D's!

M:I am cool! Cool people watch animal planet!

S: yeah cool with weebs. 🙄

M: what do u want me to b then?

S: cool, like speak about parties with friends and shit! You shd train ur sis for college!

M: *laughs like a maniac* I'm sure u will be sitting in the Library studying or something. Or u will be watching anime in the party! U will be the first to be outcast!!! (Laughs even more)

S: fO 😑😑

Some random day:

S: *sends a video in Pinterest abt 2 cats fighting for pillow*

M: 😂😂😂so us!

S: there is no us here! U always steal my pillows, u thief!

M: *takes a deep breath* : you stole
My parents

My property

My books

My room,

A pillow is no comparision. 🙂

S: *__*

***

(

S is in exam hall, writing a test)

S: *gives up on the test coz she's dumb af, thinks about drowning randomly*

S: gosh! People drowning is so funny!! Like, they want to find something to hold to so they don't drown but it's godamn water!!! It is slippery!!

S: *vividly makes a pic of a short guy from class drowning (note: she hates that guy)*

S: * giggles coz she finds the flailing and splashing around funny*

Sometime later:

S: *narrates the incident to N*

N: .....

N: Is...is my friend..a p-psycho?!!

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Pic time rn lolz

(S smirking at N coz she made a pervy joke)

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(S smirking at N coz she made a pervy joke)

(S feeling like a king after telling that she didn't want to look at the 'gandi' shakals)

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(S feeling like a king after telling that she didn't want to look at the 'gandi' shakals)

(S feeling like a king after telling that she didn't want to look at the 'gandi' shakals)

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(S whining to M about needing a cool sis)

(S getting a reality check after M gives the list of things S stole)

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(S getting a reality check after M gives the list of things S stole)

(S getting a reality check after M gives the list of things S stole)

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(S in exam hall giggling coz of weird drowning jokes)

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