welcome to another day of Bakchodi with S and N.
Scene 1s: *explaining something* toh connection samajah rahe ho?
N: yes yes! i understood. i can connect well. I like connecting things!!
S: *perverse mind activated* *___*
N: NO!! I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!! DONT OVERTHINK THINGS!!!
S: uh-huh? connecting things huh? interesting!
N: *___*
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some days later
N: send me the photos we took the other day.
S: i dont have it bro.
N: toh kiske pas hai? ill ask A.
sm time later
N: i got also. u want?
S: nhi! i dont want to see all your gandi gandi shakal!
N: *____* :fo
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* M watching animal planet*
S: *looks at her and rolls eyes* aaaahahahaah!!! I also want a cool sibling like D's!
M:I am cool! Cool people watch animal planet!
S: yeah cool with weebs. 🙄
M: what do u want me to b then?
S: cool, like speak about parties with friends and shit! You shd train ur sis for college!
M: *laughs like a maniac* I'm sure u will be sitting in the Library studying or something. Or u will be watching anime in the party! U will be the first to be outcast!!! (Laughs even more)
S: fO 😑😑
Some random day:
S: *sends a video in Pinterest abt 2 cats fighting for pillow*
M: 😂😂😂so us!
S: there is no us here! U always steal my pillows, u thief!
M: *takes a deep breath* : you stole
My parentsMy property
My books
My room,
A pillow is no comparision. 🙂
S: *__*
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(
S is in exam hall, writing a test)
S: *gives up on the test coz she's dumb af, thinks about drowning randomly*
S: gosh! People drowning is so funny!! Like, they want to find something to hold to so they don't drown but it's godamn water!!! It is slippery!!
S: *vividly makes a pic of a short guy from class drowning (note: she hates that guy)*
S: * giggles coz she finds the flailing and splashing around funny*
Sometime later:
S: *narrates the incident to N*
N: .....
N: Is...is my friend..a p-psycho?!!
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Pic time rn lolz(S smirking at N coz she made a pervy joke)
(S feeling like a king after telling that she didn't want to look at the 'gandi' shakals)
(S whining to M about needing a cool sis)
(S getting a reality check after M gives the list of things S stole)
(S in exam hall giggling coz of weird drowning jokes)
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Asobi asobase (shitty stories of school)
Humorall the weird, funny moments I have witnessed by being a classmate to zoo animals.