Scott Pilgrim: The Gayest Shit Ever!

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Im sitting in Neil's house as Stephen says Ramona dated twins and they are next for the battle of the bands. How many concerts are there in Canada?

As the twins go on stage, I notice Gideon next to Ramona. This is not good.

They actually have to fight the twins with music.

The twins blast strong music waved that seem to hurt Sex-Bo-Bomb. But they start playing anyways.

I stand next to Gideon and watch.

"New prescription? " I ask as I motion to his glasses.

"My eyesight keeps getting worse" he says with a shrug.

Gideon kisses Ramona's hand as I give him a look.

"Still single" he asks me as the bands keep playing.

"Nah. I have a boyfriend now" I say.

"You do know the exes will come back. They just were defeated. Not dead" Gideon says as I nod.

"I know. Trust me. I had gotten an email from Matthew saying that him and his friend Gaige are going to an MCR concert this weekend and asked if I wanted to go" I say with an eye roll.

Afterwards we all have a small chat outside of the building as Gideon says about selling our souls to him.

Neil appears as we learn he signed to be in a band with Gideon. I seriously do not know what is going on at this rate.

Ramona is back with Gideon? I think?

Scott stands there sad after they left.

He walks off being depressed as I head back to his apartment.

Later when Scott answers Wallace screams for him to turn off the light.

"Presumably you just saw some guys junk" he said. A few minutes later Wallace tells Scott he needs the bed tonight for sex.

Me, who is on the bed, rolls my eyes.

"And for all of next week. And the next year" Wallace says as Scott gets a phone call.

When Scott moves out, I am so moving in. And redoing the place a bit.

Scott leaves to the concert that will be taking place about... Now.

Of course I look at Wallace as he sighs.

"Go" Wallace says as I grab his hand.

"More like let's go together" I say as he smiles.

We head to the concert, and as a mutual of Gideon, I know the secret password to get into the concert.

I don't know what is happening, but suddenly Scott has a sword.

The band starts playing as a fight between Gideon and Scott breaks out.

Well more like men that are fighting for Gideon, and then Scott. Gideon is a total loser though. So this is funny to watch.

Wallace and I watch from the side as Scott says the club sucks.

Knives jumps in out of the blue to try and defeat Gideon, which doesn't work.

Now there is a fight between Ramona and Knives.

Then Scott and Gideon are fighting.

"Do we fight now or something? " I ask Wallace as he says no thank you.

Suddenly Gideon stabs Scott in the chest.

"Why aren't we? " I ask Wallace as he shakes his head.

"Cause that will lead to sex, and now doesn't seem like a good time to have sex" he says as I nod.

"That's fair" I say smiling.

I don't know what happened but it felt like time reset as we are suddenly back with everyone else.

He gotten another sword. The band plays again as another fight breaks out.

What is going on?