Scott Pilgrim: The Gayest Shit Ever!

6

Envy plays a song. And it's almost as if it was a distraction. I can't believe Scott is dead... Which is weird... I wouldn't think that he would be dead. Yea. No. I need to stop thinking he is when I know he isn't.

Ramona calls me a couple days later. She says Lucas is shooting some sort of movie based on us and that Wallace and I should arrive and check the place out.

After a short car trip, and a stop for coffee, Wallace and I get out of the car.

"This is the place sweetheart?" He asks as I nod.

"Yea. Young Neil wrote the script or something" I say as Wallace nods slightly.

"Okay yea. Let's head in" he says.

When we enter there are two actors who look like us on the bed. That's when the dude playing Wallace sat up and asked if he was acting gay enough.

"Oh definitely not! " Wallace yells.

"Im sorry who are you?" The actor asks as I sigh a little.

"I'm Wallace. Wallace Wells" he states with a smirk. Oh boy this is going to be very interesting.

A little later as we scored jobs to play as ourselves, we run into Envy and Todd.

Wallace whispered an idea into my ear and I almost snorted until I realized he was serious. The next scene was being filmed as Wallace and I spoke to one of the workers. They loved the idea we planned and we had head onto the set.

Todd is playing the role of Scott Pilgrim.

"Hey Scott. Could you sing Garbage Truck to me? But in a deep sexy voice? " I ask Todd as I trace my finger over his muscles.

He turns a  bright shade of red as Wallace appears on the other side of him.

"It's fun sharing a bed with you. But I'd like to do something else than sleep in that bed" Wallace says as he flirts with Todd as well. Of course this is all an act.

Todd looks at me with confusion as I pull him in for a sloppy kiss. This results in Wallace placing kisses onto Todd's neck as the director then says cut.

We pull away from the blushing male as Wallace and I smirk in pure satisfaction. We know the fans would love that. And we just worked up Todd as well.

Wallace and I leave the set hand in hand as we head out.

Pretty soon we start chatting with Todd.

"Wanna run lines in our trailer? " Wallace asks Todd as he grins.

Todd nods eagerly and within the next few days we have the boy wrapped around our fingers. I did this to basically get revenge for what Envy did to Scott. And not gonna lie Wallace loves a good on set fling. Since there are no feelings as it is.

We sit down for an interview and start going over some stuff. Suddenly Envy and Todd enter the room as we can see Todd struggling to speak. Envy tells him to just say what he told her as Wallace and I share a look. Which was a little hard since I'm sitting on Wallace's lap.

"He's in love with us isn't he? " Wallace asks as he cocks his head to the side and smirks coldly.

"You turned my boyfriend gay!!!! " Envy shouts as I giggle.

"Buddy. It was an on set fling. Wallace and I are a happily engaged couple. Oh wait. Of course you wouldn't know that. We didn't tell anyone yet. But we are saying this to calm down... Envy... " I say as Wallace nods. That's when Todd notices the ring on my finger. Wallace proposed in private a few days ago.

Envy kicks the back of the chair as Todd mumbles about sparks. But what the hell is going on?