Scott Pilgrim: The Gayest Shit Ever!

5

It really is a repeat. But Scott is suddenly way better. Gideon has a slash in his arm, but he patched things up with Ramona.

I watch Knives go to attack Gideon as Scott tells her to stop. Scott explains the whole two timing thing that he did where he technically cheated on the both of them.

In the end Gideon had vanished, coins everywhere. Stephen starts pocketing the coins as Kim rolls her eyes.

Matthew just kinda rocks back and forth on his feet as he mentions to watch out for people with a vegan portal, before he leaves the area. Actually what was Matthew doing beside me just now? I thought he... Oh wait. Never mind. No shit he was here. Why wouldn't he be? Ah he even left an empty popcorn bucket on the ground...

I don't know what happens next but suddenly Scott is gone entirely and Ramona has called the police.

A few days pass as Scott has been announced as dead.

Which means Wallace and I have to attend a funeral.

"Yea trust me. Matthew mentioned vegan portals. Ain't no way he's actually dead. Someone had taken him" I state as Wallace puts on a black sweater.

"Yea but we still need to head to the funeral. Baby, your phone needs charged" he says as he tosses me my phone.

I plug it in and then put my boots on.

"Oh and Gideon will return. Just like how Matthew did. They don't really stay dead. They get revived" I say as Wallace nods and downs the rest of his coffee.

"I bet Ramona is sad as shit that Scott is supposedly dead" Wallace says as he grabs his car keys.

"Not really. She has the same mindset as me" I say as we head out to his car.

"We are so getting drunk later tonight. I bet Envy will show up at the funeral... " he mumbles as I nod slowly.

"Yea I bet she will. She's his evil ex. You know you gotta give credit to Matthew. Bro did a whole performance, fought the best, and had hipster demon chicks. Like bro was a god. Better than... Lucas Lee" I say as I cringe at the last part. Lucas is a really mean actor, who barely cares about his fans. Matthew at least just has a shitty ego and pretends to be emo. Or a pirate. Either or.

"You are only saying that because you are friends with Matthew" Wallace says as he pulls into the church parking lot.

We enter the church and sit down silently as Knives enters in soon after. She quietly sits down next to Ramona and gives a sympathetic smile to the blue haired girl that occupies the space next to her.

Moments later Envy enters the place with Todd. And Wallace reliazes they really do return.

They might as well be cats. Wallace reminds me of a cat. Very moody but cheers people up.

Envy walks up to the coffin and turns around to the microphone. She says a small speech as she pulls out a guitar.

She's going to sing. And it won't be pretty.