Scott Pilgrim: The Gayest Shit Ever!

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"Listen Im only asking you this because you need to get out more. Scott asked me to go, but you need to get out of the house more" my sister Ramona states as I roll my eyes.

"Sure I do. What am I going to do at what is it... A concert? " I ask as she nods.

"My boyfriend is in an indie band. He's playing with his friends" she explains.

"Aren't you worried one of your exes will show up? " I ask as she sighs.

"I thought about that. But if Scott wants to be with me, he can deal with them" she says.

"Why don't I have any evil exes? Is it because I have dad's last name and you have mom's? " I ask as I smirk.

"Oh that's not why. Probably because you don't get out there. And no. Being gay is not why you are single. It's cause you fail to order McDonald's somehow and lack social skills" she says with a small smile.

She puts on her jacket as she then signals for me to get up and follow her.

We get to some place that has a stage as she goes over to what appears to be Scott.

I follow her like a lost puppy as she turns to me.

"This is Stacy, she's Scott's sister. And this is Wallace" she says as she then motions to the two other people beside Scott. I'm assuming she already told them my name.

"I didn't know you had a twin" Wallace says as she smiles. He has a bottle of alcohol in one of his hands. So he's probably drunk.

"Yea. He's pretty cool" she says as I feel myself blushing a little. She's complimenting me in front of people I never met before. This shit is kinda scary.

We head up to the balcony as the others sit down. I do as well but it's father away from the group. I can hear Stacy tell Wallace about her boyfriend Jimmy.

Ramona ends up grabbing the back of my chair and dragging me over to the others. She stops dragging me once I'm placed onto Wallace's left.

"I told you to socialize" she says as I roll my eyes.

"Do you think they rock or suck? " Wallace asks me as I give him a look of confusion.

"They have not started playing yet" I state as he nods.

"It was a test Y/n" he says simply as the first band starts playing. The whole time Wallace yells down at them and they end up getting pissed.

"It isn't a race! " he yells as I smirk.

"Oh? Well this next song is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony! It's called 'We hate you, please die! '" the lead singer says as they start playing.

Wallace turns to me and smirks.

"I share a bed with a guy" he says as he is referring to Scott, who Ramona says is his roommate.

"Okay... " I say.

"I share a bed with a lot of guys" he says as my eyes widen.

"What? " I ask.

"I said I share beds with guys" he says as he suddenly kisses me.

Okay first off all. I did not expect that. He's also really drunk. But would it hurt to like... Give in...?

I don't remember what was happening at that moment. Until Matthew Patel comes flying through the roof. Which means hell is about to go down.

Scott looks confused as Matthew starts singing and dancing.

"If you want to fight me! Ha! You're not the brightest!!!" he starts singing as I face palm. Wallace watches this in confusion. Is this a bad time to mention I was with Matthew for a short period of time...? I mean I guess that also makes him my ex, but I don't know... Cause he doesn't claim he's my ex. He claims he's my best friend.

Suddenly Matthew summons his hipster demon chicks as they start fighting Scott.

"Let's get out of here... " Wallace says as he grabs my arm and takes me out of the place.