(Age 852 / Time Nest)
Our heroes gather around Creepy Kai to be briefed on their next mission to go back to the time of the Cell Games.
Elder Kai: Alright you tosses, since we got time back on track after the certain somebody's f**k up.
Max Stone: I'm not apologizing.
Elder Kai: We know exactly what's up next on the router. The Cell Games.
Tony: Hey, does anyone else think it's weird that a universe wide time patrol ever seems to work in chronological order and centralized of what's of ungrateful Saiyans and their friends?
Elder Kai: Ehh, this particular moment in history has a tendency to be tampered with, as the convergence of huge powers here makes it a target for those who would distort the timeline.
Weiss: Mr Satan. Mr f**king Satan...!
Max Stone: Wait! But I thought Cell was good now, I uh... "fixed him"
Nora: Phrasing...
Iced: Time space fundamentals, Max. We're dealing with the original future-travel-back-to-the-past Cell, not the future-travel-back-to-the-past-travel-to-our-future-adopted-you-weirdo Cell.
Max Stone: Weirdo?! You take that back! He's a lovely man!
Yang: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON HERE?!
Gore: Is it just me or is Yang acting more like Quaza?
Aston: I think so too.
Yang: I would rather not bring up Quaza after seeing that horrible experience we just went through.
Gore: Yeah, the horrible experience YOU went through while we were watching Quaza walk out on the only friends he had!
Max Stone: HOLY F**K, WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?!
Yang Hey! Don't forget him turning to the "Dark Side" that will be stained there for life!
Max Stone: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IN THE F**K?!?!?!
Ren: Quaza, Left, cause of Nora being an asshole-
Nora: Don't pass the blame to me!
Ren: He was injected with dark energy, and now is on the bad side.
Max Stone: ...Oh my god, why am I friends with you guys?
Iced: Technically you're friends with me.
Max Stone: Coming from the lizard-alien guy who called my papi a weirdo.
Elder Kai: Alright, settle down. We're not here to debate which ship is our favorite- Shadow-Shades.
Tony/Blake: Wait, that's a thing?
Elder Kai: Now, I brought you all here because... let's face it, this shit never goes as plan. So I'm sending in as many Time Patrollers as we can spare. Tony, Aston, Gore, and Team RWBY. Half of you dealt with Cell before, and you know the drill if Quaza shows his face with any of his new buddies and know the other drill with this tournament, so you've got that covered. I'll also be sending in back-up in case of an emergency.
Tony/Ruby: Got it!
Blake: Wait, who is this back-up you're referring to?
Elder Kai: Just wait and find out yourselves. Iced, Sun, and Team JNPR. Mira showed his face last time, and what we've seen so far of those two encounters, it's a bit of a one attract thought process, so expect to knock his blue ass out again, but with more firepower.
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse RWBY 2
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