My Little Miss Lawyer |BTS JIMIN FF|

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'I almost forgot.' I wondered what he meant all of a sudden, then I got whacked on the head with a pillow. 'That's because you bought a damn sofa.'

'Come on. You looked so in love with it. I had to! Besides, that old one had Jungkook's ass sculpted into it. It was like Grand Canyon.'

'Fine. But I'm only agreeing because I don't wanna fight anymore. Not because you're right!' He pointed his finger at me

'Of course.' I snort

'Now, be nice to my baby here.' He says as he throws himself on the couch, exhaling in relief with a smile plastered on his face

They weren't lying. Even his pillow is here.

'Have you been sleeping on this thing?'

'I believe you lawyers like to say 'I plead the fifth'.' I swear he is googling these things just to be sassy

'Well then, excuse me. Up, up.' I tapped on his legs, and he kindly raised them so I could sit down, and then he put them over my legs, staying stretched out

'Oh, god. The difference!'

'I know! It's like laying on the clouds.' He agreed, very happily so

'At least I know what to get you for your birthday or Christmas. Furniture.'

'Please, yes. I'm in desperate need of some chairs. Possibly like the horrid one you got for Taehyung. That's gonna haunt me in my dreams, so thank you for that.' Last part was pouring with sarcasm

'I missed the sass.' I chuckle

'Of course you did. Who else could possibly deal with you?'

Even if he used the same words as last time, they sounded so different right now. Maybe because he's smiling at me instead of keeping me in his death stare. I smiled back until something else caught my eye.

'I think we have rats.' I whispered to Jimin after I noticed a foot sticking out from behind the hallway wall. He shook is head a little, gesturing that they are actually stupid, and then motioned for me to stay quiet by putting his finger on his lips.

'We should probably go to my room before they find us naked on the couch.'

I did not think he would say something like this so I was kind of shocked, but the second the words left his mouth, those two clowns fell over from their hiding spot, with Jungkook landing on Taehyung's back, making him groan in pain. 

'Get off me!' Taheyung pushed him off, slowly raising to his knees, while Jungkook just stayed laying down, looking at the ceiling

'You deceiving ass.' Taehyung spoke calmly to Jimin, who was watching them from the couch, shaking his head at them

'How stupid can you really be?' He sighs at the two rats with dissapointment. 'Us two? Seriously? And on my new couch? I don't think so.'

'I'm happy couch is your priority.' I lightly pat his leg where it was resting on me

'Hey, I don't care who you are. No one is getting butt naked on my baby. Deal with it.' 

Jungkook sat up and decided to join the convo. 'I will just ignore the fact that you are a sad, sad man who is in love with his sofa, and ask if you two are okay now?' 

'I mean...' Jimin leaves his words to hand, simply gesturing at the fact that he's got his legs sprawled over mine

'We're good, don't worry. You, on the other hand, will get your ass beaten.' 

'Hey! I just did what he asked me to do!' He pouted in protest. 'He was all grumpy and it was annoying.'

'Awww, I knew you'd miss me.' I decide to tease Jimin for the old times sake