Location: Y/n's Room - Cool Cool Mountain Room - Peach's Castle
As we begin this chapter, we see Y/n and Mario rise up from the table and turned to face the camera while t-posing to greet the reader.
Mario: What's up?
Y/n: Yeah, what's up fellow readers. As you may know since we started our adventures since Season 1 after I gave Mario the Cake that is no longer a lie, we both have built an everlasting friendship together and we decided to do some crazy stuff for your own entertainment.
Mario: Yeah, today, we're gonna be reacting to some...
Mario: (ascends his upper torso beyond) NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDO mEmEs!
Mario: Let's go!
Y/n: Yeah, let's check out the first ever meme in this book.
["Super Mario 64"]
The first meme shows Mario getting a Power Star like in the game with The Star Get theme from SM64 plays and pulls out a gun and then shoots Mario in the process.
[BANG!]
Mario: ded.
Y/n: I'm pretty sure that's not how the game works.
[Super Mario on the PS4]
The next meme shows a video of Super Mario on the Playstation 4, which is just a joke, but in this world of SMG4, anything is possible.
PS4 Mario: Super Mario on the PS4! WAAAAAAAHOOOOO-
Then without warning, Y/n and Mario's heads explode from the earrape that was caused by the meme and that makes the two want to buy the entire stock of the Super Mario PS4 game.
Mario:
Y/n:
[Cursed Link Meme]
Stalfos: Nice hat!
Mario: My hat is better.
Y/n: Yeah, mine too.
Link: Oh boy! Smooching time! (Stalfos screams)
Y/n and Mario is shocked by what Link was going to do that poor skeleton.
Mario: Woah!
Y/n: That's not cool, bro! It's sexual assault!
Link then appears out of nowhere to traumatize Mario and Y/n.
Link: Oh boy! Smooching time!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Y/n: (Shoots Link in the Crotch) Not happening, ya pervert!!!
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Clang Clang from Law-and-Order plays as it cuts to the Law-and-Order Special Victims Unit logo as Link is now arrested for sexual assault attempting to rape Y/n and Mario and is now forever a virgin after Y/n shot him in the balls with a shotgun. Y/n and Mario managed to move to the next meme scot-free without getting arrested.
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Y/n & Mario Does Things|A SMG5 Crew Series
FanficAfter Y/n and Mario became best friends after the plumber received a cake from Y/n as the start of their amazing friendship as they both went on some crazy adventures with the SMG4 Crew and what better way to make things more challenging than to do...
