Scientist: helpful grammar tip : " farther " is for physical distance , " further " is for methaphorical distance , and " father " is for emotional distance !
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Miner: protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eatin tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce .
Farmer: what ' s wrong with you ??
Miner: i literally just said i ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce ?? pay attention .
Stickman: no , he means other than that .
Miner: ohhhhhh
Miner: i haven't slept in 4 days
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Scientist: see , the problem is , miner , you ' re playing 3D chess . i ' m playing 4D .
Miner: i ' m playin ' checkers . don ' t know what the f%!$ you're playin ' .
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Stickman & Scientist: * playing video games *
Chef: you guys woke up at 5 : 30 in the morning just to play games ?
Stickman: * silence *
Scientist: * silence *
Chef , finally figuring it out: ... you two never went to sleep , did you ?
Stickman & Scientist in shame: yeah ...
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Scientist: you spent all our money on THIS ??
Farmer , putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside . they need this .
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Scientist: * walks into the room *
Stickman: she ' s covered in blood again. why is it she ' s always covered in blood ?
Chef: well , it looks like it ' s her own blood this time .
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( here comes a chefsci quote )
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Chef: i don ' t know how to tell you this , but ... i love you .
Scientist: that ' s great , chef . especially considering the fact we ' ve been together for over 6 years .
( okay just one here ' s the normal ones )
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Miner: alright farmer , stickman. let ' s go over this one more time .
Miner: if somethin ' breaks ?
Farmer: we try t ' fix it before chef gets home .
Miner: if it doesn ' t work ?
Stickman: we blame scientist .
Scientist: seriously guys , what the hell ? !
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i fink thats enough
