Luke: Luke would never hit you so get your head out of your ass
Michael: Michael wouldn't hit you, he's just an innocent KITTEN
Ashton: He's just a kangaroo, he will never harm you so just shut the fuck up
Calum: he's a lost little kiwi and wouldn't even lay a hand on you
Moral of the story: none of the 5sos boys are even capable of killing a fly
