HYPERSEXTENSION

└FORTY-THREE┘

"Daaamnn, I like the way these people are looking at us~" Yoongi humphed, swaying his hips as he continued to walk.

The boys arrived in this Mall right now, after having breakfast from a nearby restaurant. They all were simply here to spend money since Taehyung said he could make that shit too- like, what the fuck-

"Jesus. Imagine what if the media and people record us for breaking gender norms?" Jimin giggled, doing catwalk and showing off his glass high heels that made him feel like Cinderella and yeah-

"Sounds sexy. How about people saying Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook paved the way for everyone by breaking the gender norms. Hah!" Hoseok smiled widely and the other boys hummed.

"I like it." Taehyung retorted abruptly. "But holy shit, I look hot as fuck in kimono. Next time I should try skirts." Taehyung said, fanning himself again and walked to the male section of the store.

Aside, everyone knew Taehyung could simply create whatever the fuck they needed, but all of them going to the Mall and buying stuff together had its own fun.

"These leather shirts look cool!" Jungkook chimed, grabbing a black shirt, and looked at it. He touched the soft fabric and felt a bump from behind. "What are you doing?" Jungkook asked, not needing to turn around to know who it was.

"Was missing your scent," Taehyung replied, also starting to look at the shirts. After checking the section out, the boys went to some different corners, to look for something that would catch their attention and Taehyung started to grab some plain black and white shirts and then handed them to Jimin so that he and Jungkook could continue with their shopping.

"This is so cool!!" Hoseok exclaimed, showing the boys rainbow-colored jeans then he chuckled.

"Yeah, it indeed is," Yoongi replied, before focusing on his own shopping. "Dude, this shit is feral- what the fuck!" Yoongi snickered, showing the boys a hoodie with four arms- "I think it's for this weird-ass couples who share their clothes." Yoongi concluded, putting it back to where it was.

"If you want something like that, you need one of six arms then." Jin snickered, lifting his dress up a little so that he could walk forward with these stupid heels that were hurting his feet by now. Jeez. But they kind of looked sexy on him.

"These shoes hurt!" Namjoon grumbled, lowering his head down and stared at his feet.

"WE DIE LIKE A MAN."

"The fuck are you saying, Jimin-"

"MEN NEED TO BEAR THE PAIN BECAUSE THEY ARE MEN!" Jimin shouted, taking everyone's attention right there.

The six boys sighed. What had gotten into him- but honestly, it was the FIRST TIME the boys were being so chaotic together- all seven of them.

"Jesus, Jimin, stop screaming! We aren't deaf!" Jungkook snapped, covering his ears with his hands and then sighed again.

The boys were quiet for a few seconds and then started to look for their goddamn clothes.

Jungkook felt a hand kneading his butt. What the actual fuck. He instantly turned around and found a dude with blue hair and a weird hairstyle and some others, looking equally as weird as him.

"Who the fuck are you?" Jungkook spat, and then he felt the dude grabbing his arm tightly. "Your vanilla scent smells nice. But you will smell nicer with my scent mixed with yours." The boy smirked, making Jungkook scowl and kick him on his reproductive organ.

"Get lost, jerk," Jungkook grumbled and then gasped when he saw the tips of some blades touching all those boys' forehead, enough to make small cuts and bleed a little.