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Taehyung was in the cafeteria, holding a tray as he picked his food up.

"Did you hear that nerd from the second year has the biggest dick in the whole school?" A pink-haired girl whispered and a turquoise-haired girl beside her laughed. "Don't believe these rumors. I'm sure they are going around so that the nerd would get some spotlight or something." The girl humphed, walking away with her food.

Taehyung's eye twitched as he heard the words.

"I'd assume that nerd is you?" Bang PD snickered, standing beside Taehyung.

"Shut up!" Taehyung snapped, walking towards his usual table and sat down beside Jin, after slamming the tray of food down onto the table. "Where's Jimin?" Taehyung asked with a little frown. There were only Jin, Yoongi, and Hoseok.

And for fuck's sake- Taehyung really needed to talk to Jimin about it now because everyone was talking about his dick right now- though not exactly his- the nerd from the second year- and his name wasn't mentioned- but the nerd was him- so. God, this is VERY embarrassing-

"I don't know. Why though? Do you need him for something?" Hoseok asked, sipping his morning sweet poured milk tea.

"A certain birdie is spreading around that his homie has a big dick." Yoongi chortled a little, his eyes focused on the screen of his cellphone.

"Well, yeah, he told me that too. But dude- is it, like- that big?" Jin wiggled his eyebrows and Taehyung's cheeks quickly flushed pink as he looked down at his lap, fidgeting his fingers.

"Why do I have a feeling everyone wants to rip Taehyung's clothes off right now?" Hoseok exhaled out a deep breath, looking around.

Taehyung glanced around as well and spotted Bang PD sitting on a table nearby them.

Weird.

Like, c'mon. No one wants a teacher with them 24/7 and Taehyung was already feeling overwhelmed since he didn't take- or rather, Bang PD didn't let him take the stupid pills and Taehyung was sure that by now, he would end up snapping at anyone who would approach him.

Especially Jimin.

Taehyung was angry at him already and like, what the fuck. Who the hell tells something like to this to people?

Certainly, Jimin does.

"Now the question is how the fuck did Jimin find out about Taehyung's well known highly qualified downstairs headquarter." Yoongi blurted out bluntly and then looked over Taehyung, who kept moving. "Dude, do you have a buttplug up your ass or what? Stop shaking like jelly!" Yoongi snapped.

Taehyung cleared his throat and hummed, feeling like the whole cafeteria was looking at him right now- and they exactly were.

"Hey, Taehyung, can I have a look of your dick-"

"NO! Fuck off!" Taehyung shouted, eyes darkening- but then he realized his voice came out harsher than it should.

Taehyung closed his eyes, exhaling out a deep breath, and scratched the back of his neck, not really knowing what to do.

Undoubtedly the effect of the pills was completely getting off his body and Taehyung just didn't know how to deal with the massive tantrum of emotions- oh well, he could simply skip for today since he for real didn't want to deal with his classmates- who wanted to see his, well, majestic supremacy.

It might not be a big deal for the others to see a guy's thingy or show their babymakers to others, but for Taehyung it is. It belongs to him, after all, and he decides what he wants to do with it.