Sorry I'm late guys.. busy life lol
Gristle: We can do this, Barnabus. I just have to lose thirty pounds in the next hour.
"Thirty in an hour? You're kidding yourself, mate.."
"Yeah I tried to do that once too but I gave up a minute in..."
"... honestly, same, like I can't be arsed."
Poppy: There it is!
Gristle: Oh... I feel good I feel good I feel good I feel good I feeeel gooddd
Poppy: Creek, we'll have you out of there in a second.
"Oh, I feel like something's gonna go so wrong!" A techno troll shivers in fear.
"At this point, I have no idea what's happening anymore..."
-Hurry!
Branch: It's stuck!
"Oh my gosh! Behind you!" Screams echoed throughout the cinema.
Poppy: Run!
"Y'all, I swear Imma poop my pants!"
"Can you not!? Oh dear me, just go to the bathroom!"
Gristle: I feel loveeee
"Bro is just vibing."
-Hey, guys! Over here!
-Everyone, get in! Let's go.
Poppy: Branch, give him to me. Go! Just go!
Branch: Everybody hold on!
"No one better let go, I swear!"
-Hold it steady, guys.
Poppy: Satin, Chenille, sharp right!
Chenille: Let's do it!
Poppy: Guy Diamond, glitter him!
GD: Eat glitter!
"Y'all, this is too much!" Tiny Diamond closed his eyes.
Ha-ha.
Poppy: Look! Hold on!
-Creek!
-Branch!
Everyone sighed in relief.
"I don't know how you guys can watch this without peeing your pants." Said a pop troll.
"Without?? Bro, I already peed my pants one second in."
Other trolls near them gagged.
"Can y'all stop with doing your business in your pants!" Delta gagged in disgust. "For Pete's sake.."
-We got you!
-Gotcha!
All: Huh?
Poppy: No!
"What?!"
"He's gone?"
"Did he got eaten?"
"There's something fishy going on here.."
Poppy: He can't be gone.
Branch: I'm sorry, Poppy. We're too late.
"Rest in peace, guru dude."
"Don't say that yet." Branch grumbled.
"Huh? What do you mean by that?" Floyd asked.
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