FIFA 7: Silent Night

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Green Bean: What should the challenge be? 

Pizza: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Green Bean: We're going nowhere with this. Sushi?

Sushi: I don't know, Pictionary?

Green Bean: Sushi, you are a genius.

Pizza: TEAM NAKED MOLE RATS! TEAM I DUNNO! GET OVER HERE!

Acorn: Why would anyone vote for me? I don't understand.

Crêpe: Because you were the only person to slip on ice in our team's time of need.

Acorn: We- Actually, I'm done arguing abut this.

Crêpe: What?

Boba: Wait, there is actually a camera in here? Good thing Green Bean patched up this hole. *Break* Uh oh.

Pizza: Good, everyone is her- Wait, where's Boba?

*Silence*

Pizza: BOBA!! COME HERE!!

Sushi: Pizza, she's in the Porta-Potty.

Green Bean: NOT THE PORTA-POTTY! THE INTERVIEWING... Thing.

Sushi: Who wants to go in? NOT IT!

Green Bean: Not it.

Sushi: Pizza...

Pizza: Fine, I'll go down and kill her and you can recover her.

Sushi: No! I have to use up a lot of my energy recovering someone! Go in there and bring her up!

Pizza: Fine. *Drop* *Throw*

Pizza: How do I get up?

Green Bean: We'll just kill you and recover you.

Pizza: But I thought you said *Rock lands on Pizza* 

*Recover*

Pizza: Boba, GET IN YOUR SEAT!

Boba: What's happening?

Pizza: Just... *Shove* There you go. We got 5 votes, which is tied for the most votes ever!

Pizza: Alright, let's start with Team Naked Mole Rats! Everytime you are up for elimination, we get 5 votes

Pizza: Everyone got at least 1 vote!

Everyone: What?!

Acorn: But you said we got 5 votes. We have 6 members.

Pizza: Yeah, everyone except... Pear!

Pizza: For the tiebreaker, Pear will vote who to eliminate.

Pear: Umm... It's between Crêpe and Acorn...

Pear: Crêpe, why not?

Crêpe: YOU WILL REGRET THIS! *Zap*

Acorn: Pear, I still don't really like you, but thanks.

Pizza: I Dunno why you were up for elimination? Care to explain, Hot Dog?

Hot Dog: 1. Terrible Pun, and 2. THIS IS ALL BRAZIL NUT'S FAULT.

Brazil Nut: Esse cachorro-quente idiota me empurrou do gelo sem motivo.

Hot Dog: I still can't understand you.

Pizza: Anyways, safe with 0 votes is Gumball and Cheddar!

Cheddar: Sweet.

Gumball: Yay!

Pizza: Safe with 1 votes is Swissy and Brazil Nut.

Candy Cane: What did I do?!

Pizza: You also got 1 vote.

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