FIFA 14: Regretting the Refrigerator

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3:39 AM, In the Party House

Nori: Cherry, remember that time we burned in an oven?

Cherry: Nori, that was yesterday.

Nori: Oh yeah! It was fun, though. Right?

Cherry: Um... Yeah?

Bacon: I liked it! Everybody burning was funny.

Pumpkin: Why would you think that? It was horrible!

Cherry: It's fine, Pumpkin. I think Bacon was just being sarcastic. He probably hated it too.

Bacon: Sarcastic?

Green Bean: I'm back from my voyage!

Cherry: Voyage? I hate to break it to you, but you've been gone for, like, 20 minutes.

Green Bean: Oh. Well, that doesn't matter anymore, because it's time for the elimination!

Nightshade: How much food would you give me to eat this- Oh, Green Bean's back.

Pepperoni: Dude. That's wall insulator. Do not eat that.

Soda Bottle: I'll let you have a whole cake if you do.

Bacon: Nightshade, where'd you get that Cotton Candy? I WANT SOME!

Peanut: Wait, don't eat that!

Bacon: *MUNCH*

Cherry: *Knock* Can you recover Bacon?

Sushi: Why'd you wake me up in the middle of the night to recover him? Can't you do it in the morning?

Nightshade: We don't care. Recover him.

Sushi: Fine. *Recovers*

Bacon: That tasted happy!

Candy Corn: Watermelon, wake up.

Watermelon: *Snores*

Candy Corn: Wake Up!

Watermelon: AAUUGHH!! What happened?!

Candy Corn: Nothing. Sorry.

Green Bean: *On Loudspeaker* Everybody, wake up! It's time for the elimination!

Coney: WHY ARE WE BEING WAKEN UP? WE NEED OUR SLEEP! IT'S-

Green Bean: It's time for the elimination!

Coney: Even worse.

Jellybean: I hope I don't get eliminated!

Coney: That's what you say every single time!

Mussel: Jeez, what's her deal?

Pizza: Coney, you don't seem happy. We'll do your team first.

Cucumber: Gee. Thanks a lot, Coney.

Coney: How is this my fault?!

Pizza: We got... 7 VOTES? Oh, yay! We have never ever ever gotten that much!

Cottage Cheese: Get on with it.

Pizza: How dare you. Raisin is first safe with 0 votes!

Cashew: Raisin, high five! *High Five*

Pizza: Cottage Cheese and Cashew, you only got 1 vote.

Cashew: Double high five! *They both fall*

Cottage Cheese: Wow.

Pizza: Coney, even though I don't like your attitude, you're safe with only 2 votes.

Coney: Haha, Cucumber!

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