FIFA 9: Escape from the contestants

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Brazil Nut: Estou entediado.

Almond: What?

Brazil Nut: EU DISSE QUE estou entediado.

Mr. Milk: Don't worry, I found this translator! 

Almond: Okay! Brazil Nut, say something!

Brazil Nut: O que?

Mr. Milk: The translator says "Queso." You must really like Queso, Brazil Nut!

Almond: Wow!

Brazil Nut: Não, eu não gosto de queso. O que é isso?

Mr. Milk: See, I told you!

Steak: I don't think Brazil Nut likes queso. I think you translated that wrong.

Mr. Milk: You're just jealous we know Brazilian.

Brazil Nut: Não! Português! 

Steak: Whatever.

Almond: Wait! I think I see someone down there! It's a- Yeah, I have no idea what that is.

Mr. Milk: Wait, I think that's a Spam Musubi! Sushi told me about those!

Pistachio: Yeah, that seems so cool!

Mr. Milk: Umm... Yeah. Well, bye. *thinking* I can't believe I have to be with Pistachio.

Pistachio: Heyy, Orange!

Orange: Oh no, I'm allergic to Pistachios. 

Butter: Haha!

Pistachio: You don't know anything, Butter!

Butter: Whatever.

Spam Musubi: What a nice day!

Sushi: I- Is that a Spam Musubi?

Spam Musubi: Huh?

Sushi: Wow, you look fun to hang out with! We should be friends!

Spam Musubi: Okay, I Guess.

Pizza: Sushi, what are you doing over there?

Sushi: Oh no, if Pizza finds you he'll send you to TGFIC!

Spam Musubi: Ooh, I like Ice Cream.

Sushi: No, quick, hide behind this bush!

Pizza: Sushi, are you hiding something from me?

Sushi: No, Pizza, I- I- would never hide anything from you!

Pizza: Okay,. Anyways, it's Elimination Time!

Sushi: Phew!

Pizza: We got 5 votes this time! Team Buddy Train, you were found first, so someone on your team will be eliminated first!

Pizza: Candy Corn, Burrito, and Peanut are safe with 0 votes!

Peanut: Nice.

Candy Corn: Let's go!

Burrito: Yeah!

Pizza: Soda Bottle, Pepperoni, Burger, and Watermelon, 3 of you got 1 vote and one of you got 2 votes!

Sushi: We will now review why characters should be eliminated! Watermelon, people might vote you because you're fat!

Watermelon: Hey, I'm 92% Water!

Sushi: Soda Bottle, I don't know why you should be eliminated. Maybe because you have a sugar amount of 77 GRAMS! OH MY GOSH!

Soda Bottle: That's not my fault!

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