Tyreen Calypso gets reincarnated into the Naruto universe.
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𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽:
Tyreen had died in the fearsome battle against the Vault Hunters. All she had felt was pain. Unimaginable pain. Then there was nothing. It was a void of nothingness that covered her whole being. One so devoid of anything that she had begun to feel content after an indiscernible amount of time.
Just as she had made peace with her death and the death of Troy, she was thrust back into the hands of Fate and by Kami was Fate a cruel being.
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𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝟙: 𝙰 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝚂
Tyreen was sitting on the bridge pf one of the Kages' noses, watching as her friend carefully painted on nonsensical squiggles. "I just don't get it! Why can't the stupid exam be something other than Clones!" She complained. Naruto grunted in response. "I mean like, couldn't they just choose something else? Something practical, maybe? Like.... I don't fuckin' know.... Killing a target? Or at least something combat related." She continued, not minding Naruto's silence.
"Just a little more... aaaaaaand done!" He carefully put his paint brush away, so as to not stain his favourite jumper. He grinned, content with his handywork. "Whaduya think, Ty-chan?" He asked. Tyreen turned to face his markings. "Hmmm... Maybe you should add some paint dripping from his nose." His face scrunched up in confusion, "You mean like boogers or like a bloody nose?" She shrugged. "Doesn't matter to me. Either one works."
Just then some shinobi spotted the two. "Look up there! It's Naruto and Tyreen!" The look of horror on their faces as they saw Naruto's handywork was comparable to seeing a psycho try to shove their whole hand down their throat. "They defaced the Hokage Monument!" "OH those two have done it now!" "I'm gunna kill those two when I get my hands on them!"
The two looked over at each other, "Time to run?" Naruto nodded in agreement before the two started running and jumping away from the angry shinobi as fast as they could.
[Le Time Skip of them getting caught by an Irritated Iruka and having to clean the Hokage Monument]
It was the day of their Genin Exam and Naruto was excited to show off his skills(not realising just how badly he was about to fail), Tyreen on the other hand was pissed. She was sick and tired of doing the same exam over and over again. "... Uzumaki Naruto." Iruka called out, beckoning the aforementioned boy to the front of the class room.
Naruto went up, got in position, and did the necessary hand signs. Ram. Snake. Tiger. A puff of smoke appeared and when it dissipated two, very disturbing, wonky clones of Naruto were, barely, standing by either side of him. Iruka sighed. "That's not it Naruto. You were supposed to produce three clones. You couldn't even produce one!"
Naruto, objecting to his third failure in a row, went back to his seat next to Tyreen. "Lastly, Tyreen." Tyreen scowled, refusing to get up. "Like hell am I doing this again. I'm not going to produce any stupid ass clones, Iruka-sensei." Iruka pinched the bridge of his nose, irritated by the girl's response. "You have to if you want to graduate, Tyreen." "Why the fuck should I?", she shouted, pissed off. "Clones are stupid! I don't need to know this lame ass Jutsu to be a shinobi! Give me a more practical exam." She demanded.
