"𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋"
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chapter one : who??GAYBINGERS... UNITE!!!
Crimson witch of gay
Do you ever just like
Forget why you went into a room?Gay ass bitch
All the guckimg time tbhBallad of mommy issues
LFucking ur mother
Where Y/N???Gay ass bitch
Girlie fr bathing her catBallad of mommy issues
Bro got that tartiggle diseaseFatui dick sucker
He's stinkyEd Sheeran from Walmart
Where the dialy cat pic :(Ballad of mommy issues
Real. I need to see ur catMajor faggot
SHOW US THE BABYCrimson witch of gay
We must see the babyFucking ur mother
AgreefP for penis
YesGay ass bitch
Imagine not being able to pet the babySandy ass cheeks
Kys dottoreDottore kinda..
SHIW THE BABYSomeone ate my pants
The baby >>>>>Queen of gay
Show us the baby, my dear Y/NOld short bitch
PleaseHonorary harbinger of gay
Ed Sheeran from Walmart
THE BABYYY TY GIRLIECrimson witch of gay
THE BABYYYYYYYGay ass bitch
if anything happens to the baby, I will kill every living being in Teyvat and then myself.Fucking ur mother
So fucking realP for penis
i lobe the saby
love* baby*Sandy ass cheeks
Stealing the baby rn tbhDottore kinda..
Dottore is lucky he gets to see the babySomeone ate my pants
I LOVE THE BABYYYYYHISJEJCCJHSVDFOld short bitch
He looks like he wants to dieQueen of gay
He's so silly (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)Ballad of mommy issues
Y/N can we share custody of him
He's so scrunklyFatui dick sucker
YED
YEE
hes
YESBallad of mommy issues
SUCK MY DICK YOU BITCHES
THE BABY IS MINE
HAFatui dick sucker
AHEM
ours.Ballad of mommy issues
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SUCK MY DICK YOU BITCHES
THE BABY IS MINE AND Y/N'S
HAP for penis
That's not faor
Diar
Fiar
FairCrimson witch of gay
Fighting for custody of the babyBallad of mommy issues
Fuck off the baby is mineHonorary harbinger of gay
Sorry pookies, only Scaraboobs gets custodyI laughed, setting my phone down. I looked to Dottore, who had the baby, Toe, wrapped in a warm towel to dry him off. "What should we do next?"
Dottore thought for a moment, "We should bake cookies!"
"Dude, you're a fucking genius."
And so, we spent the next hour baking cookies, making jokes, and getting flour everywhere. It was actually really fun. Dottore and I watched dumb movies with the worst plots, making fun of the characters as we ate our cookies. Eventually, we both fell asleep, Toe in my lap.
"Dude you look like an oompa loompa, your opinions don't mean shit"
𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐒
Written by : Rory
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𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐒 || scaramouche x gn reader
Fanfic"𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋" In which Y/N accidentally gets added to the fatui group chat by Dottore. inspired by Great, it's like a hidden identity By GottaMakeLemonade