I wake up and do my morning routine with a bitchy look on my face, I hate waking up in the mornings. I fell asleep at 3 am last night due to my fucked up sleep schedule.
hopefully it isnt hot as shit today. My moms at work and I really dgaf where fat bitch is. His son is sitting at the table eating cereal and watching tv. I walk into the kitchen and serve myself a fat ass bowl of cereal. "I like how you just eat all of my dads food and not contribute shit". I look at this nigga then look behind me wondering if hes talking to me. I walk over to him, dig in my pocket and throw a nickel at his fat ass forehead "womp womp". He gets up and starts walking towards me I throw my bowl of lucky charms at his face and go to my room and get my board and hurry out the door before he says anything else.I skate to the shop and open the door to see all of them watching tv "yoo, yall got anything to eat im hungry as shit" I sit beside fourthgrade as he hands me a bag of chips. We watch some videos of some niggas in Paris until Ray tells me to go ring up this one customer buying some stickers he looked about 13 years old. 'shit, these are fire you got taste" I say with a smile hoping he'd tip me a lil sum, "you skate?" I ask "no, I dont have a board how much are they?" He says shyly. "Shi they about 150 but Ruben selling his used set for 40"I say,"YO RUBEN, he might wanna buy your board". "Quit yelling damn" he says with an annoyed look, "stfu hoe" I say back. I go back to the couch and let Ruben and the kid talk for a while.
We were getting bored so we decided to go out back and skate. Me and Fuckshit were skating the rail and he ate shit so hard, I was laughing my ass off pointing at him while riding past him until my board tripped on a pebble and I ate shit with him. "Fuckk" I say laying on the ground while fuckshit and Ray were laughing there asses off."shut the fuck up" I say getting off the ground and dusting my butt off, and to my surprise I see fourthgrade recording the whole interaction I laugh and flick off the camera. I ride over to Ruben who has the gallon of water we all share and I snatch the gallon from him. We start wrestling over who gets the last bit of water until I snatch it, drink the last of it and throw the empty galon at him with a demonic ass laugh. I sit next to him and he pulls out a pack of cigs and gives one to me and i grab my lighter and light mine and his. We sit there and watch Ray and fuckshit skate with the kid we saw earlier his names stevie. I look over at Ruben and he looks at me with a confused look "you have a fat ass head"I say smacking the back of his head laughing and running away. He runs after me hoping to get me back he eventually catches me and we start pinning each other down. "What you say about my head yo!" He says, fuckshit comes over separating us "yall niggas fight like siblings"he says laughing. "Hell nah we not related my heads a normal size" I say walking away with a shit eating grin. It may look like I hate Ruben but hes actually one of my best friends I wont ever admit that tho. I grab my board and start riding over to the rail to do sum tricks until i feel tired.
We go sit back on the couch again and put on some cartoons I lay my legs on fuckshits lap while laying on the couch and he surprisingly lets me. Ill probably just stay the night here because of what happened this morning but thats fine it isnt the first time.
We end up getting bored again so we go to some pool party near Rays house. Fuckshits driving and everybody's talking about how much pussy there gonna get. "Man no bitch is gonna fuck wit any of yall" I have to humble them every once in a while yk. When we go there me and fuckshit rolled our selves a blunt and we were jus chilling for a while. Im not really a party person and he knows that I only really go for weed. We were sitting on the couch when this guy started sitting with us "this your new bitch fuckshit" he says looking me up and down. "She aint a bitch, go make like yo daddy and leave now" he says shoeing him away with his hand dramatically. The guy gets up and leaves mumbling something under his breath like a lil bitch until a few seconds later someone hands us a pill and we take it. "Should we really be taking this shit, I mean we dont even know what it is" he say inspecting the pill like a scientist or sum shit. "Just take the pill lil nigga" I say swallowing the pill with him soon following after.
Like 20 minutes later we were both laying on the grass in front of the house sharing a blunt with the sky spinning above us. "Yo wtf was that shit" I say to fuckshit alr sounding fucked up. "I told u" he says laughing still looking up at the sky. "Man u aint say shit" then something came over us and we just started giggling uncontrollably. Then I stop and slap his arm shushing him "yo stfu I just heard something" he then gets quiet too. "Is it ghost?" he says whispering to me, "ghosts dont exist dumbass......its prolly an alien" I whisper to him while he gasps at my words. "Aight this what we gone do, on the count of 3 we gone get up slowly and tip toe to the house so we dont provoke it ok" I whisper to him while he nods."alr 1..... 2-" before I can get to 3 he runs to the house in panic "nigga-"I say running after him so I wont get caught by the alien. We get in the house and sit on the couch "fuck that was close"he says gasping for air. "Yo, u gunna drive me home or what im tired as shit and im pretty sure they gave us crack"