{Also mb i forgot to tell yall all of this is satire , you hear me ? S-A-T-I-R-E}
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( )=author 2
[ ] =side author
As the Italian boy fought wih all his remaining strength against the aztec half god , Caesar thought this would be the end for him . He had no regrets. He's been training for months with his coach lisa-lisa and his totally not gay homie Joseph,
He learny how to use hamon , he developed his bubble blast technique, all of that just to avenge his father . He had managed to steal Wamuu's lip ring to save joseph, and put it in one last bubble made of blood along with his bandana.
Wamuu then picks up Caesar in a potato sack way ( yeah ) and casuallybrings him upstairs. The light was slowly fading away , leaving Caesar soon in the dark . He started wondering what the hell was going on .
Why did wamuu stop attacking him? He was on the verge of using his holy sandstorm, though...Was he going to torture him? Was he goingto finish him (lmao) off in another room?
Billions of questions flashed through his mind , with no answers. After a while, he started to see a dim yellow/orange light coming from a door . (I'm literally listening to what is love as I'm writing this is so hilaris holirias hilalirous , big funny.)
Anyway, wamuu placed him on some gothic mattress, when Caesar noticed kars sitting in a corner. He was helpless, as kars got up he removed his head scarf ( hijabi queen) to let his long hair fall . The both approached him dangerously while dun-dun. Who was sitting in a dark corner? Esidisi and , oh!a fourth pillarman!!!?? (It's acc santana but Caesar never met him so makes sence )
"stay still pendeja" wamuu commanded "I'm a man!?" {bro's not sure🙏} caesar cried out "you're latina , you have big booty , and you're blond , Eres una mujer" "I'm not a woman!!" Caesar exclame , steam coming out of his ears "would you like to find out?"Wamuu challenged , while santana , kars and AC/DC
Were looking at hi dead in the eyes ,
"w-what?"Caesar couldn't finish his sentence as kars lifted him up on his shoulder and threw him on the bed "what are you doing ??!!" Caesar shouted as he tried to escape kars' grip . Kars and Wamuu pulled out their gigantic gargantuesque throbing veiny dingalings
"Fucking stop it!" Caesar was still trapped in kars' grip. "Open up" ordered Wamuu "No! AH-" as he got cut off by kars pinching his nipple {freaky freaky} Wamuu took it as an opportunity to shove his {73 inches} cock in Caesar's mouth .
Wamuu wrapped his hand around Caesar's throat and started thrusting extreamly rapidly {VROOOM} Not caring about his muffled screams and sobs
Kars took of Caesar's clothes and impatiently shoved his {FUCKING EIFFEL TOWER} dick inside with no preparation {cause real men do it raw💯💯❗❗}while AC/DC and Santana were watching , menacingly...
Kars and Wamuu were destroying the poor boy showing no mercy {justice for my boy caesar❗❗} "fucking slut, you take our cocks like a real woman " kars said while thrusting over him like a truck {VROOOOOMMM}
As joseph was flying through the halls in his pink dress all he could think of is :"how is Caesar doing? " "is he dead?" "Caesar please stay with us"
He swung the door open until he realised what was happening , he stood the shocked by the horryfying scene screaming:
OOOOOOOHHH MMMMMYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
"JOSEPH YOU HAVE TO-" as Caesar got cut off by kars' {ran out of things to compare it with} cock "shut up pendeja, anyways looks like it's blondie's lucky day, we were planning to ttake turns but guess she'll be taking only the twoo of us" "ha? What do you mean?" Joseph said as santana and AC/DC got closer to him " w-what?" He britished as AC/DC lifted him up from his waist while Santana pulled out his light saber "oh noo..." joseph britished again.
Caesar and hoseph are now pregnant
THE END
author notes
Side author: their whole life +jojo is a joke
Author 1: wish that was me
Author 2 : real , i was the matterss
