"Nope next. Next. Hell no next." My best friend Titi says over my shoulder as we swipe left on a sugar baby website. For this site both parties most like each other profile before getting an opportunity to message each other, the problem I've been encountering is most of these people are just flat out ugly. I understand I should be more interested in the money, but most of these people are looking for some type of intimacy rather it be: phone calls, dates, getaways, companionship, sex , or all the above.
I'm not giving up any pussy so that's out the question so if ima be seen out in public with this person I atleast want them to be good looking. So far no luck unfortunately. Thankfully I wasn't in any desperate need of money like others my age but I could definitely use some pocket change though, and making money doesn't get any easier then this so Titi and I both signed up and got to looking. She found her a sugar daddy maybe 2 or 3 months ago and he's decent looking to be 60 and spoils her to death.
After swiping left for the one-thousandth time I was just about to call it a night and give up when one profile actually stood out to me.
"Wait who's that?" Titi asks snatching my phone from my hands before I snatched it back from her.
I clicked on her profile to see a lil more information about her
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Onika "Nicki" Maraj- Petty 41 years old From Queens, New York Mother of 3 Retired Female Rapper, producer, movie director, and actress Looking for a pretty lil princess to spoil 💖 Serious inquiries only! Liked you Two Months ago...
How the hell could I have not seen this?! I'm not even attracted to women but damn she's gorgeous and grabbed my attention. When my thumb swiped right it surprised both Titi and myself, I did it so quickly.
"Did you just swipe right?!" She asked me genuinely surprised and I could tell she had a smirk playing on her face.
"Did you see the rest of them? Of course I swiped right." I say as if it was the only logical thing to do.
"Since when-" her question was cut off by the message notification from the app
From Onika "Nicki" Maraj- Petty: Send me ur #
It says. Damn just skip a hello or how you doing and straight to the point I see. How do I even respond to that?
"What you waiting for send her your number!"
I roll my eyes and send her my number, as I wait for a text or call I get anxious for some reason. What if I get my nerves all worked up and this lady a whole catfish. That would be low down. Oppp I just got a text!!!
