TXT Oneshots

Skit 1

This is like a fun skit of one the oneshots -Fake Dating-

It's like we'll idek but something like that a little after like part 2 but not part 2 (and it involves me!! Soo- I don't know what to call it)

Just like a filler because I want to post on new years but I don't know what to write and I don't want to post any of my drafts.

*Caution: I'm not funny but I'll try so .. it's very cringe*

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Me: so what were everyone's reactions after hearing the 'audio'

Kai: I was super worried for them and I remember calling them while they were.. producing the audio.. but I guess making it takes a lot of focus so they didn't answer. I couldn't even do anything because I wasn't home or close to them.

Taehyun: I got a call from my manager and I started spam calling them too but I was busy so I couldn't really do anything. I asked jungwon to keep calling them for me to see if they answered

Jungwon: I had no idea what happened that day. I was just there and Taehyun suddenly gave me his phone and asked me to please spam call Yeonjun or Beomgyu. I heard it from my fans on weverse and Twitter and I asked heeseung to tell me what happened clearly and he told me in detail... *Shivers*

Heeseung: YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE *is laughing his ass off* "Yeonjun.. y-you're a monster!! Ahhh it grew b-bigger" *mocking Beomgyu*

Beomgyu: I DIDN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!

Heeseung: whatever. Anyways, after I heard the first moan I physically gagged it was so gross so I clicked out but the comments on Stan Twitter were insane and it was so funny.

Soobin:  ...I was with my friends and I got a call from Kai about what was happening. I told Kai go stop them and he said that he's actually hanging out with his sisters filming tiktoks and going to a restaurant. So I askwd my friend to drive me back. I was fighting the urge to grab the wheel because I felt like he was going so slow. I was so mad I could see red. Even thinking about those little ********** makes me want to *******. I thought about calling the police to stop me from killing those two idiots but I was too busy calling them to actually call anyone else. After it happened- ****

Lea: no comment?.. I've never listened to the audio. I just saw Kai suddenly get worried and stressed. He kept saying "my career is definitely over" which is practically it

Bahiyyih: it was the talk amongst all of my members for weeks they didn't hear it neither did I except once a short whimper on TikTok but that's it. We kept talking about mainly both of them dating rather than the audio. That day Kai was being super dramatic.

Yeonjun: it was deleted off of all platforms and everyone who used it would get sued. Sometimes part of it would errupt on tiktok but it would be for an edit or something. So I never heard the audio fully.. so instead I recorded Beomgyu with his consent just his voice so I could have in the times we're away from each other. Either way I don't usually use them since we always call. The real thing is always going to be better.

Beomgyu: what did yeonjun say?

Me: don't worry about it sweetheart.

Beomgyu: ...um I never listened to the audio thankfully

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Me: what happened after that day?

Yeonjun: my cousin's congratulated me and my parents got me in trouble for the audio. They also said they wanted to meet Beomgyu formally as my partner. Oh by the way Soobin. Soobin ************ he was a real asshole. I was so fucking pissed at Soobin for almost two months but Beomgyu told me to make up with Soobin since it was creating a big conflict as a team. We talked it out though.