One day, Chelsea Van Der Zee was in her room ready to play on her laptop.
Chelsea: Let's check out my bank account on Fifth Third Bank!
When she goes onto Fifth Third Bank's website to see her bank account, she finds out that her total amount of money is $0.00. At this moment, Chelsea was absolutely shocked.
Chelsea: OH MY GOD! I'm broke! Looks like I'll have to get a job!
She thinks for a minute, and then, she gets an idea.
Chelsea: First Stop: Dairy Queen!
The mermaid girl makes her way to Dairy Queen and gets hired as a cashier. The first customer to approach her was Rob Rabbit, who is the alter ego of the superhero known as The American Rabbit.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dairy Queen! How may I take your order?
Rob Rabbit: I would like a medium cheeseburger with pretzel sticks please!
Chelsea: Okay! That'll be $78.34!
Rob: WHAT?! $78.34 for a medium cheeseburger and pretzel sticks?! I thought it was much cheaper than that!
Chelsea: Well you have been sadly mistaken! Get out of this store right now you stupid bunny!
Rob: You are a very mean clerk! That's it! I'm going to Baskin-Robbins instead!
Chelsea: Go get arrested by the police!
As Rob leaves the store angrily, another customer approaches her. It was Diane Foxington.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dairy Queen! How may I take your order?
Diane: I would like to have large chicken strips, regular fries, and a medium Sprite please!
Chelsea: I'm sorry, but we are all out of Sprite.
Diane: Oh no you aren't! There is clearly some Sprite left in the soda dispenser!
Chelsea: That's just tap water! Get out of here right now!
Diane: You know what?! I'm gonna go to another Dairy Queen and never return to this one ever again!
Chelsea: Get beaten up by an angry mob!
As Diane leaves the restaurant in disgust, another customer, Mumble, comes up to the front counter.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dairy Queen! How may I-
Chelsea was shocked to see Mumble in the restaurant.
Chelsea: HEY! Get out of here! No emperor penguins allowed at Dairy Queen!
Mumble: Excuse me?! Since when was there discrimination against emperor penguins like me in restaurants like this?! That's it! I'm going to go fish for lunch instead!
Chelsea: That's right! Get out of here, you giant ostrich! Get out! NOW!
Just as Mumble immediately left the premises, the manager, Bianca from "Sheep and Wolves," comes to the counter and confronts Chelsea.
Bianca: CHELSEA VAN DER ZEE! How dare you be so disrespectful to our customers! That's it! You are fired! Go home now!
Frustrated, Chelsea leaves Dairy Queen and returns home.
Chelsea: Dang it! I can't believe I got fired from Dairy Queen! Well, next stop, Little Caesars!
Chelsea then leaves the house to get a job at Little Caesars...
To Be Continued...
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Chelsea for Hire
RandomChelsea Van Der Zee holds down five jobs at five different stores after realizing that she has no money in her bank account, only to get fired from all of these occupations due to her bad behavior and constant arguing with customers. This story was...
