After losing four jobs in a row in one single day, Chelsea was desperate to hold onto this job at Regal Cinemas. She was recently hired as, you guessed it, a cashier. Not long after, the first customer walks to the counter. It was Loona the Hellhound.
Chelsea: Welcome to Regal Cinemas! How may I help you?
Loona: I would like a ticket to see "Wonka," as well as a large bucket of popcorn and a large Pepsi.
Chelsea: I'm sorry to say this, but the soda machine isn't working right now.
Loona: That's a lie! The soda machine is working fine! There's just one flavor that isn't available!
Chelsea: Well that flavor is discontinued! Get your butt out of here right now or I'll shove you in the tickets!
Loona: Fine! I'll just go to AMC Theaters and go see "Wonka" there! I'm sick of this bullcrap!
Chelsea: Go jump off a cliff you grumpy old pooch!
Loona: HEY! I AM NOT A POOCH!
As Loona leaves the theater, two blue alien brothers, Gary and Scorch Supernova, approach Chelsea.
Chelsea: Welcome to Regal Cinemas! How may I help you?
Gary: Me and my brother Scorch would like two tickets to see "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom" please.
Scorch: And for our snacks, we would like two medium popcorns, one order of cheesy nachos, and two large Cokes please!
Chelsea: Okay! That'll be $35.56!
Gary: ... But we only have $27.30...
Chelsea: Well that means that you both can't have 2 tickets to see "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom," two medium popcorns, one order of cheesy nachos, and two large Cokes!
Scorch: Oh my goodness! You're one rude clerk! That's it!
Gary: We are going to another theater to watch "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom!" Goodbye, and we don't ever want to see your face again!
Chelsea: Go get experimented on!
As Gary and Scorch leave the cinema, two female characters, Maddie the Inland Taipan and Red Puckett, walk up to the counter.
Chelsea: Welcome to Regal Cinemas! How may I help you?
Maddie: Me and Red Puckett would like two tickets to see "Migration" please!
Chelsea: Um, isn't your human friend a little too old to see that movie?
Red started to get annoyed after hearing that statement.
Red: Uh, no? I am not too old for animated movies!
Chelsea: Nope! You are too old to see that movie!
Maddie and Red started to get really mad at Chelsea.
Maddie: If you call Red too old one more time, we will beat the living heck out of you!
Chelsea: Old, old, old, old, OLD! This human friend is too old to see the "Migration" movie!
At this point, it was the last straw for Maddie and Red.
Red: THAT DOES IT! You asked for it punk! Me and Maddie are going to beat the heck out of you!
The two jump on Chelsea and start beating her up for about thirty seconds before Chelsea starts whining like a baby.
Chelsea: OUCH! That hurts!
Maddie: That's what you get for calling Red Puckett too old to see "Migration!"
Red: I agree with what Maddie said! So long, evil mermaid!
Maddie and Red leave the theater with irritated looks on their faces. The manager, Mrs. Felicity Fox from "Fantastic Mr. Fox," came out from her office to scold Chelsea.
Felicity: OH MY GOD! Chelsea! I cannot believe that you were being very rude to our customers! That's it! You are fired! And you are also banned from every Regal Movie Theater in the universe for the rest of your life! Get out of this building right now or else I will call the police!
Defeated, Chelsea leaves the theater and goes back home, but before she could go to her room, she was confronted by Ruby Gillman.
Ruby: CHELSEA VAN DER ZEE! How dare you get fired from five jobs in a row! That's it! You are grounded for a year! Go to your room now and no more TikTok for the rest of your life!
Chelsea: Ugh, whatever.
Chelsea goes back to her room and sulk, having ever regretted taking any one of those jobs.
The End
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