Chelsea managed to get a job at the local Little Caesars as a cashier. The first customer, Kate from "Alpha and Omega," approaches her.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Little Caesars! How may I take your order!
Kate: I would like a large classic pizza with lots of pepperoni on it.
Chelsea: Okay! That'll be $21.49!
Kate: ... But I only have $19.53.
Chelsea: Well that means you can't get a large classic pizza with lots of pepperoni on it!
Kate: Fine! I will just go to another location instead, since you are a very bad person!
Chelsea: Go get tortured by Jigsaw!
An annoyed Kate walks out of the pizzeria when another customer, Miles Morales from "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse," goes to the front counter.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Little Caesars! How may I take your order?
Miles Morales: I would like a Detroit-style deep dish pepperoni pizza with Caesar wings and a Mountain Dew please.
Chelsea: I'm sorry, but I will not give you the Caesar wings, because you are allergic to meat.
Miles: WHAT?! I am not allergic to meat! Just give me my food right now!
Chelsea: Never! Just order something else from the menu or leave immediately!
Miles: You know what?! Fine! I am going to Papa John's instead! I never want to see you ever again!
Chelsea: Get out of this store right now!
A disgruntled Miles immediately leaves the restaurant. Not too long after, another customer approaches her. It was Pomni from "The Amazing Digital Circus."
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Little Caesars! How may I-
Chelsea looks at Pomni and gets a shocked look on her face.
Chelsea: HEY! Get out of here! No jesters and clowns allowed!
Pomni: Hey! How dare you say I'm not allowed in this Little Caesars restaurant! That's it! I am going to another pizza chain somewhere else!
Chelsea: You are correct! Get out of here! NOW!
Pomni, appalled at Chelsea's repulsive behavior, leaves the pizzeria. Suddenly, the manager, Igor, approaches Chelsea with a stern look on his face.
Igor: Chelsea, I am very disappointed that you were being rude to our loyal customers here at Little Caesars! That's it! You are fired! Go back home now! And you are also banned from every Little Caesars restaurant in the entire universe for life! Go now!
Chelsea, shocked to hear this, immediately runs away from the restaurant and goes back home.
Chelsea: Aw man! I'm now banned from Little Caesars for the rest of my life! Well, next stop, Walmart.
Chelsea then goes to Walmart to get a job as a cashier.
To Be Continued...
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