Chelsea was surrounded by the smell of frosting and coffee when the first customer came to the counter. It was Cofi, a sheep girl dressed in a wolf costume.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dunkin Donuts! How may I take your order?
Cofi: Aroo. I want a piping hot cup of coffee.
Chelsea: I'm sorry, but we are all out of coffee.
Cofi: -_- Stop lying. You clearly have coffee on the counter over there.
Chelsea: It's discontinued! Get out of this restaurant right now or else I'll slaughter you with an axe!
A undaunted Cofi walks out of the restaurant when the next customer, Davey Stone from "Eight Crazy Nights," approaches Chelsea.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dunkin Donuts! How may I take your order?
Davey: I want 50 chocolate donuts with pink sprinkles.
Chelsea: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're gonna have to order less because we can't fit that many donuts inside the take-out bag.
Davey: But I don't want to order less!
Chelsea: Well that means you can't have 50 chocolate donuts with pink sprinkles on them!
Davey: Oh screw you! I'm going somewhere else!
Chelsea: That's right! Leave! And never return!
After Davey left Dunkin Donuts, the next customer, Porsha Crystal, comes to the counter.
Chelsea: Hi! Welcome to Dunkin Donuts! How may I take your order!
Porsha: I would like to have a box of Chocolate Munchkins and a latte please!
Chelsea: I'm sorry, but we are all out of Chocolate Munchkins.
Porsha: What? No you aren't! I clearly see some Chocolate Munchkins over there!
Chelsea: They are just small piles of dirt! Get out of here right now or I will call the cops on you!
Porsha: You know what? Fine! I'll go to another Dunkin Donuts instead! I hope you face serious consequences for your actions!
Chelsea: Get the heck out of here you overgrown puppy! Get out! NOW!
Just as Porsha left, the manager, Daniel Stone (daniel17thdr), confronts Chelsea.
Daniel: Chelsea, I can't believe you were being so disrespectful to our customers! That's it! You are fired! Get your butt out of this building right now!
Chelsea sadly leaves Dunkin Donuts and heads back home. At this point, she was close to giving up.
Chelsea: Dagnabbit! I got fired from four stores in one day! Now there's no way I'll earn any moolah!
Just then, she got another brilliant idea!
Chelsea: I got it! There's still one more job I can get! So, last stop, Regal Cinemas!
Chelsea runs out of her room once more, desperate and hopeful to get a job at the movie theater.
To Be Continued...
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