The Host Club's Army Girl

13- Mitsukuni's 3 Days of Horror

Ayaka

"Now you've done it." Tamaki said in a panicked voice as he looked at Usa-chan with tea spilled all over him.

"It's done, all right." Hikaru said matter of factly.

"But it wasn't our fault." Kaoru said shrugging.

"What? You idiots! You're the ones who bumped into it, right?" Tamaki whisper screamed shocked that they weren't claiming responsibility.

"Only because Haruhi was running away." Hikaru claimed.

"We're trying to catch her because we wanted to have some fun and dress her up in cosplay." Kaoru said excitedly.

"So what? We cosplay all the time!" Tamaki looked at them angrily.

"We weren't going with the usual host club costumes." Hikaru mischievously.

"We wanted to see Haruhi in bunny cosplay, disguised as a girl." Kaoru accompanied his brother

"Disguised as a girl?" Haruhi said worriedly from in between the twins as they hugged her. She is a girl you idiots.

"You'd like to see it too, wouldn't you?" The twins said excitedly. I sighed as Tamaki blushed and went off in his own imagination.

"I definitely want to see that." He said with a red face before snapping out of it and pushing his hands into his hair," What am I thinking? There's no time for stuff like that right now! I know what you're up to. You're trying to distract me from the mess you made. Get away from Haruhi, you punks!" Tamaki screamed viciously at the twins cuddling Haruhi.

"No way." They cheered loudly.

"Let me go!" Haruhi complaied.

"Excuse me, we don't have any guests at the moment, so I don't mind if you make a racket, but please be careful. You don't wanna wake Honey senpai." Kyoya said as he typed at his laptop. I nodded as I worked on cosplay planning for the week and Takashi read a book. Tamaki and the twins froze and the four looked over to Mitsukuni under his canopy on the couch. He looked to happy as he slept.

"He's a 3rd-year. He still takes afternoon naps? We're gonna have to tell him about the bunny at some point. Let's just wake him up and apologize." Haruhi said surprised and tried to reach for his shoulder.

"No wait! Don't get any closer to Honey senpai." The trio whispered in horror to Haruhi as they peeked over the end of the couch they were hiding on.

"Come back. It's safe over here." Tamaki motioned Haruhi to come back by them.

"What are you talking about?" Haruhi asked plainly.

"Honey senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping." Tamaki explained. Haruhi gave him a confused look.

"Now this may just be a rumor. But the Haninozuka family once visited a U.S. military base to give combat training. Supposedly Honey senpai slept through most of it because of his jet lag. Then, a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up since he had been sleeping for so long." Tamaki explained in a low whisper.

"On that day, he wiped out two entire platoons of soldiers and not just any soldiers, Green berets! And I've heard we've had diplomatic issues with America ever since that day." Tamaki said terrified.

"How terrifying!" The twins agreed.

"And we've got a bigger problem. Usa-chan was handmade for Honey senpai by his deceased grandmother. You've seen the way he carries it around. That little bunny is his most prized possession. I can't imagine how he's gonna react when he wakes up and sees that his precious Usa-chan is ruined." Tamaki slowly looked over to the tea soaked bunny.