The Host Club's Army Girl

4- Physical Exams

Ayaka

So today for the club we met outside because the flowers had just bloomed. I was forced into a dark purple kimono with camellias on it. This color is really pissing me off! I hide my stress and anger but give dirty glares at Kyoya and Tamaki cause it was their idea.

"Welcome ladies."

We all say in unison. Today for tea cups we were using english antiques. They were all really fancy and it worried me that I'd break one. I get a bit shocked when I hear a cup clank against it's serving plate. Hikaru and Kaoru are putting on another act. I relax but then hear Kyoya talk about picture books her had compiled of all the hosts. He mentioned the new special edition of my middle school pictures. I folded my hands together so that I didn't get up and hit him.

"I love your kimono Ayaka. You look so pretty." A girl said to me.

"You really think so? I think I would look better with it off." I wink at one of the girls sitting with me. They all blush and giggle. I offer them more tea and then pay attention to what everyone else is doing. I see Mitsukuni and Takashi sitting on a blanket with two girls making tea and chatting. Then I see Haruhi and Tamaki talking by by some trees. I excuse myself and go over by Haruhi. The twins beat me there and talk to her about her next term electives. All of a sudden Tamaki is pouting by a tree. I go to cheer him up. Maybe we can take classes together this semester?

"Say Mommy dear." Tamaki begins.

"What is it now Daddy?" Kyoya responds.

"I have a new theory. I mean it's just my hypothesis, but it seems that by being in the same class Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the club. This gives them a chance to get close to her and if that happens...." Tamaki complains.

"Tamaki you just now realized that?" I butt into the conversation. He looks like he just got shocked with lightning at my blunt words. Oops.

"According to Kyoya and I's research in a single day the twins spend roughly about nine hours of class time with Haruhi." Kyoya talks as I pull out the chart.

"Meanwhile your contact with her is limited to a couple hours of club activities. In other words your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere three percent." We say the last words together. Kyoya and I high-five. Tamaki grabs Haruhi's shoulders.

"Listen Haruhi I want you to stop hanging out with those shady twins from now on." Tamaki almost yells in her face. The twins invite Tamaki to take a good look at himself before he calls them shady. Tamaki starts talking to himself about Haruhi having to be revealed as a girl and start like a girl. Tamaki want Haruhi to have 'girlfriends' and do girly things.

"You don't have to rush things. She'll be found out soon enough." Hikaru started.

"Physical exams are the day after tomorrow." Kaoru finishes. We all stare at Haruhi.

"That's right I forgot all about it." Kyoya says.

"Then there's no doubt, they're really going to know I'm a girl." Haruhi says bluntly. All of us drain of color. We can't let Haruhi escape the club. She's the only girl that I don't flirt with. We've become really good friends. That can't end now.

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Tamaki has on a daydreamy face as he thinks about something or whatever. I don't want to know but I assume it's about Haruhi. We all give him weird glances.

"He must be having a great day dream." Mitsukuni comments.

"He's starting to creep me out" Hikaru says. Tamaki snaps out of his dream and gives Hikaru a victorious smirk.