Free Souls Awards 2024

Rounds and Judging Criteria

Hey reader you are back here, you have been sweating like a 600 pounder after taking 3 steps to the fridge.

If you are worrying about your 3rd grade of Elementary school grammer, then I got some good news for you. We don't really give a fuck.

However the rest has to be good tho so be prepared to buy a 2 for 1 deal for diapers at your local Walmart cuz you will shit your pants.

So to bring you to the main juice of it all there will be multiple rounds so prepare your anus cuz diarrhoea is gonna go crazy.

*insert poop sound effect* (for when in wattpad)

This is the process for all the category judging!

Round 1!!

10 books, only 5 that can pass onto the next round after reading 1 chapter, who's story is gonna be mid and who's will be decent. Time is the only one that shall show us!!

So basically for people with -1 IQ

We review 1 chappie huuurrrr durrrr 5 story lose hoebadadoooooo!!!! Rest to go 2nd round reeeeeeeeheeeheeheee Shaggy I wanna scooby snack 😩😩😩

Round 2

Only 5 stories remain after the cowboy shoot out but now the 2nd and 3rd chapters shall be read, the participants must actually put some effort on their stories, like imagine doing that couldn't be me fr. And at the end only 3 shall remain. The 4th and 5th place shall have their criteria on why their book made us wanna kill ourselves!!

Or in powerpoint caveman...

(Me making an actual powerpoint slide as a joke) (for draft in Wattpad)

Round 3!!

Only 3 books remain after watching the hard try not cringe to death challenge on tiktok. But now it's the grand finale. The 1st, 2nd and 3rd place shall be known. Everyone will get the full criteria on why they didn't suck as bad and each 1st place of every category will ascend to a higher plane of the free feet pics heavens!!!

Round 4 The True Gangstas!!

Only 4 books owned by the gangstas, the real ogs, The coke sniffing and breaking bad watching and gay porn enjoying chads of the feet pic dimension can attend this godly event.

Me the Humor god will read 3 extra chapters to determine who's story is the best of the best.

The winner will get a special Role (Discord), Sticker and separate reading list!!

Now it's time to find out how your story is gonna be rated.

Extra Info

Round 1 will only give an overall score with small explanation why.

Round 2 will give an overall score with small explanation why.

Round 3 everyone will get their full review

Round 4 is the same as for round 3

Judging Criteria!!

Cover (5 points max)

Bro it better not be painted by a 3 year old istg we will piss all over the cover and use that to start a campfire fr fr, MAKE SURE IT'S DECENT DAMN IT!!

Plot (10 points max)

Okay imma be real here I shall give you my most common example.

We have to 2 plots:

Einstein wanted to explain a black hole by complicated maths.

Einstein wanting to Jizz inside a black hole and has to fight a secret organisation that wants to the same, so one day as as he sniffs meth he gained the power to E=mc2 the fuck outta people.

Any cultured being on the planet would choose the 2nd option!! Don't come with the most boring ass shit plot ever cuz I will fucking replace all your spotify playlists with goddamn beethoven ya dimwit!!!!

Characters (10 points Max)

This is common Benji knowledge!!!
Are they funny, do they have goals, are they more dimensional, Deeper backstories, motivations etc.

If We find out your character's only personality is being gay, we gonna tie you to a chair and make you watch disgusting straight porn for 5 hours!!

We don't need basic bitch robotic dialogues either. No "I heavily request to please hold the thought of having immaculate royal intercourse with me my lady 🤓" But we wanna read "WANNA FECK BRO??"

Lmao this is a joke but we wanna see characters having their own clear identity so for ya to know.

Is It Even Fun?? (20 Points Max)

We're gonna keep this powerful and short.

If we are more entertained by Youtube Kids watching Minecraft Youtubers get pregnant in game, then either start binge drinking bleach or maybe find another hobby cuz this ain't it my homie 💀💀💀

I heard Burger King was hiring that might just be the place to start 😂😂😂

Jk jk

Just please make it interesting to read with hooks and cliffhangers and shit. Especally is the chapters are long then the fucking Harry Potter book Series combind I SWEAR TO FUCKING GODDDDD!!!

Grammar and Spelling (5 points Max)

Brokies we gonna be honest we don't really care unless your dusty book is breaking apart with grammar so bad a newborn baby would be cringing 💀💀

Just don't be a disappointment to society I beg you 😭😭😭

I hope you survived our lecture on how not to SUCK COMPLETE TOTAL ASS!!!

Total Points 0/50 (Skill Issue)

Now go to the participation form if you wish to enter.

(I highly doubt people will enter now but this is only for the truly cultured beings after all)

HUMOR GOD BENJI AND CHAD RIZZLER NIA WISH YALL THE WORST!!!!

BREAK A PEN YALL!!!