Volt: Rio! Rio! Max fell down the stairs! He needs to go to the hospital quick!
Rio: Yeah... no
Volt: what do you mean no?!
Rio: well you see Volt, I don't believe in stairs
Volt: what?!
Rio: stairs were created by the government to fool us all. They're all just holograms
Volt: *sigh* holograms...
Rio: holograms with mass to be specific
Volt: *trying to drag Max to the front door* created by the government
Rio: which is run by an overarching group of all-omnipotent sheep that live for the destruction of the world
——————————————————————
Rio: we've been conducting ongoing study to see what Max will and not eat
Volt: grass? Yes!
Lucy: moss? Yes!!
Sammy: leaves? Yes
Ipas: shoelaces? Strange but true!
Rio: Lucy's cooking? Uh, no
Ray: how did you... test this
Volt: we just handed him stuff and said "eat this" to see if he'll eat it or not
Hawk: I don't know how I feel about this
Commander Chen: IS THAT WHERE MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

YOU ARE READING
Miniforce Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionForward and Beyond, so be it. [Incorrect quotes]