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Volt: Rio! Rio! Max fell down the stairs! He needs to go to the hospital quick!

Rio: Yeah... no

Volt: what do you mean no?!

Rio: well you see Volt, I don't believe in stairs

Volt: what?!

Rio: stairs were created by the government to fool us all. They're all just holograms

Volt: *sigh* holograms...

Rio: holograms with mass to be specific

Volt: *trying to drag Max to the front door* created by the government

Rio: which is run by an overarching group of all-omnipotent sheep that live for the destruction of the world

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Rio: we've been conducting ongoing study to see what Max will and not eat

Volt: grass? Yes!

Lucy: moss? Yes!!

Sammy: leaves? Yes

Ipas: shoelaces? Strange but true!

Rio: Lucy's cooking? Uh, no

Ray: how did you... test this

Volt: we just handed him stuff and said "eat this" to see if he'll eat it or not

Hawk: I don't know how I feel about this

Commander Chen: IS THAT WHERE MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

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