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Volt: a mosquito tried to bite me, so I slapped it and killed it

Volt: and I started think, it was trying to get food

Volt: what if I opened the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Volt: how would I feel?

Leo: are you okay?

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Volt: alright, what time does the Judgemental Express arrive?

Max: Leo arrives at noon

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Lucy: Leo, in your educated opinion, how will I die?

Leo: by an angry god

Lucy: aw

Max: what about me?

Leo: you'll crave toast while taking a bath

Max: I do love bath snacks

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Volt/Sammy: I want to be a caterpillar

Ray: explain

Volt/Sammy: you eat a lot, you sleep, wake up beautiful

Ray: you know you have a lifespan of one week right?

Volt/Sammy: another highlight

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Leo: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup

Max: *drops the cereal bowl*

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