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Commander Chen: do you have skeletons in your lab?

Leo: do you mean literally or figuratively

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Lucy: where are you going?

Ray: to get ice cream or to commit felony, I'll decide on my way there

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Volt: I can explain

Suzy: can you?

Volt: if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie

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Volt/Sammy/Max: so what's for dinner?

Lucy: ... regret

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Leo: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Volt: what if it bites me and I die?

Leo: then you're poisonous. Jeez, learn how to listen Volt.

Volt: what if it bites itself and I die?

Leo: that's voodoo

Volt: what if we bite each other and neither dies?

Leo: that's kinky

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