(in this au you are an underground hero at the age of 16! shigaraki never knew about you because of the fact you are in the general studies course.you have fought him countless times.)
At last. Shigaraki had captured you. You were tied to a chair. Shigaraki was standing in front of you with a gun in his hand.
“Well there’s obviously nowhere for you to go now.”
Shigaraki chuckles, your eyes rolling with a frown. It was the middle of the day on a Monday. Your eyes widen and you burst out with a question.
“If you’re gonna kidnap me, can you at least send in an absence note to my school? My job isn't very school friendly.”
Shigaraki looks at the hero with a puzzled expression on his face. “School? Aren't you like 22? Unless you’re still in highschool I don't think you should be worrying about school.”
Shigaraki was extremely confused. You had to be in your 20s right? Hero agencies wouldn't hire a literal child. Right?
“I thought you knew how old I was. That's your job as a villain right? To have all my files, stalk me, make sure I don’t keep the world a good place?”
Shigaraki thinks for a moment. If this so-called hero was a literal child, then how the hell did she beat him so many times?
“Yeah.. About that, I just assumed you were like 20 or something.”
You start laughing. Quite loudly and Maniacly too.
“I'm 16. Y’know with the whole sweet sixteen, get a car for your birthday thing? Sophomore in highschool. Oh yeah about the highschool can you please send that note or email to my school? I already have enough absences as is. I don't need more.”
Shigaraki's eyes narrow as he stares at this 16 year old girl. Not only was this kid in highschool, she had also gotten him in quite the pickle a couple thousand times.
“So you’re telling me I have been getting beat by a literal child this entire time! I don't believe you. You are absolutely lying.” Shigaraki is in complete and utter disbelief. And he is angry at himself. Number 1 villain in the world, and a legal adult, and he let a sixteen year old girl beat him!? And he admits that he has definitely struggled in these battles.
“I have an ID-,” Shigaraki then cuts off the hero girl again.
“ID my ass! Do you have any idea what it feels like to know that I, a 24 year old man, has been ambushed, captured, pinned down and injured by a sophomore in highschool!”
You start to chuckle. You laugh until your stomach hurts while Shigaraki stares at you with an incredulous look on his face.
“No, I don't know the feeling. I do know how it feels to ambush, capture and injure a 24 year old man though! And I guess that man is a little bit butt hurt.”
Shigaraki looks at you with anger, getting ready to remind this little girl who exactly has the power at this point.
“You do remember that I'm the one with the gun right now right?”
You look around the room with a nonchalant expression, shrugging. In the meantime, you were able to get the rope around your feet loose.
While Shigaraki sighed and bent down to tighten the rope again, you pulled your arms out of the binds that held them together. You quickly snatched the gun out of Shigaraki's belt holster, and kick him in the chest.
Shigaraki groans and falls back into the cabinet behind him, laughing for a moment.
After he recovers, he sighs and goes over to the door with a solemn look in his eyes. He opens it, and says to you,
“Keep the gun kid, and get back to school. I'll email them that you had a dentist appointment or something.”
You have a smug smile on your face as you back out of the room. Shigaraki groans and shakes his head, A small chuckle escaping his lips.
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