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3 weeks later after The Vernation Corporation Demolish-ation, Nick, Eevee, and Vernias are determined to play the newest Mario Party game earlier than everyone else in America. But.. when they bought it they found out a horrid truth to their copy of Mario Party Something.
"Why is Mario Party Something IN CANADIAN." Nick frustrates while the title screen is up and the three friends are on the couch terrified. "Eevee do you read in Canadian?" Nick asks. "No I didn't bother to learn Canadian I have a life man!" Eevee expresses. "How about you Vern?" Nick asks. "Stop calling me that. Uh, no I don't. This is AMERICA Nick." Vernias tells him. "Damn it, nobody in America reads Canadian... how about Canada? Does anyone in Canada read Canadian?" Nick asks. "I'm looking it up." Noah says. "Yeah there is! His name is... Brent. He could translate it for us!" Eevee tells the group as they both nod in agreement. "Alright then, now we gotta go to Canada to play MPS. Let's go guys!" Nick stands up and Noah and Vernias pack up their bags and the three drive from Alaska all the way to Canada.
It was a long 4 Hour Flight for them because of course it was. But hey, they made it to Brent's house.
*Knock Knock* Nick knocks on the door awaiting Brent's response. "Who is it?" A male voice says weakly. Multiple coughs can be heard through the door. "What do we say?" Vernias whispers. Nick tries to think for a moment and he comes up with something good. "Uh.. It's Ethan Noah and Jacob! From High School" Nick lies straight through his teeth. "Wait why'd you say that?" Eevee whispers to Nick. "Canadian names, I'm Jacob your Noah and Vern's Ethan" Nick whispers back. "But Noah already is my name, I'm not Canadian.." Eevee whispers. "Shh, Brent's gonna respond." Vernias shuts the two up. "Huh.. I didn't recognize that at first.. OH WAIT!" The male voice shouts. Suddenly the doors open wide to a young Korean-Canadian male. "Ethan Jacob and Noah!! I missed you guys, come in, come in!" The male looks excited at the sight of the three, but still coughs despite having a smile. "Hey uh are you okay?" Eevee asks. "Don't worry Noah, I'm still the same old Brent I've always been. I'm just a bit sick right now but I'm not contagious or anything so you all can come in." Brent explains. Nicks' face changes from concern to joy with the new information that this guy is in fact Brent himself. "Of course Brent we'll GLADLY come in." Nick smiles wide, and looks at Vernias and Sophist nudging them to agree. "Um, well yeah. I don't see a problem with that." Vernias shrugs and smiles. "Well that makes three of us! Let's do this guys!" Eevee says enthusiastically. Nick gives Eevee a look that reads as 'Do not act like a Disney character now' and Sophist changes his mood instantly to Nick's pleasure. "Okay then, come on guys I'll show you the new house." Brent gestures to the guys to follow him inside for a tour. The three walk inside with Brent and see how his house looks like, it'd be new to them since they've never seen a Canadians house before.
Everything, despite being regular old stuff it all felt new and bold to the three, well only to Noah and Carnig actually. Nick on the other hand felt disgusted by all of this ice, bacon, and maple leaves which were spread everywhere around Brent's little house. "So Brent, do you want to play Mario Party?" Sophist asks, trying to make some conversation. "Of course! Which one?" Brent asks. "Maybe.. Mario Party Something?" Sophist suggests to Brent, this made him stop in his tracks. "But only people that can read in Canadian can play it.. and I can read in Canadian it's just-" Brent then falls onto his knees coughing loudly. "Brent!" Vernias rushes to attend to his health. "Are you okay?! You look terrible." Vernias panics. "No- Ethan- call 911!" Brent continues to cough with a tortured look on his face. "Y-Yeah! One minute." Vernias stands up and dials 911.
Eventually the doctors arrive and go to Brent's needs. As the three watch in horror Nick spots a framed photo on a desk. There are four people in this photo, one person clearly is Brent and the other three look like.. Nick, Eevee and Vernias. "Oh my god.." Nick mutters. Not only does it look just like them there's lettering in the frame. 'B + N + C + N' This could only mean one thing to Nick. He looked over to see the med truck leaving with Brent inside. "STOP THE TRUCK!!" Nick yells. The truck stops as Nick rushes inside of it. "Jacob?" Brent mutters while coughing. "Brent I'm not Jacob, I'm Nicholas. We used to be friends when you visited America, I never knew you lived in Canada!" Nick says. Brent looks surprised. "Nick? Then Ethan and Noah are... well Noah but not that Noah and Carnig?" Brent asks Nick. "Yeah.. it's them. We came to see a random guy named Brent who'd translate MPS for us! But it's you instead.. really you!" Nick explains. "Yeah.. it's me Nick." Brent smiles. "But how, how'd you get so sick?!" Nick asks. "A wasp nest fell on me, they bee'd me." Brent explains to Nick. "Bee'd you? That's sick, I'm sorry Brent. I hope you stay safe once you get better.. and move to Alaska where me Sophist and Vern are living!" Nick suggests. "Vern?" Brent asks. "It's a long story.. you know what? It's gonna take a while to get to the hospital so y'know what? I'll go tell you it right now it all started when Vernias started his own company." Nick said. The camera pans out of the medical truck and through the entirety of Canada itself as the screen fades to black.
For Now!
