Hey Rich Boy! || Veneer x Kid Ritz stories || Ritzneer

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Veneer's Pov: I woke up to my sister yelling downstairs. Upon that, I noticed that Ritz wasn't in the bed with me like usual. Well, that can't be good. I thought.

"Oh hey, you're awake." I heard Floyd from the night stand next to me.

"Uh, hi."

"OH MY GOD- oh, never mind."

"What, why did you freak out? Father what did you see?"

"Oh I'm fine, I just didn't recognize you for a minute."

"Why?"

"I'm used to seeing you with hair gel, so I panicked for a sec."

"Oh yeah, you've never seen me without my hair gel. Anyways, why is Vel yelling downstairs." Please don't tell me she's yelling at who I think she's yelling at. I thought.

"She's yelling at Ritz because she thinks that he did something, what he did, I don't know unfortunately."

Darn it! I had a feeling she was scolding him. "Ah yes, classic Vel."

"Mhm." He nodded in agreement.

"... You want some toast?"

"Sure."

"Alright." We both walked downstairs.

"Are we gonna have a problem?"

"Uh-"

"You got a bone to pick?"

"Velvet plea-"

"You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d**k? I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch! But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up beeyotch!"

What in sweet god is happening? I thought to myself.

"I swear, sometimes, your sister is such diva." Floyd said bluntly.

"I know right?" I replied. We walked into the kitchen and I put some bread in the toaster. Then I ran back to the living room to try and stop the yelling.

"Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore!"

"Vel! Why on god's green earth are you yelling at my boyfriend!?"

"He-"

Ritz interrupted. "All I did was come downstairs to make breakfast, then we started talking, and eventually we started arguing, and in the process said how I needed to "at least have some taste in what's good," which I do have."

"No, he doesn't!"

"Yes, I do!"

"Will you two just stop already?" I slightly yelled. "Ritz, you have incredible taste In literally everything, and Vel, I know that you very much dislike the idea of me and Ritz being together, but you have to accept this is the man I'm with, and that he's trying his best."

"I know but, I was just giving a little... Reminder, that's all."

"Yeah, sure!" Floyd yelled from the kitchen.

"Shut it Floyd!" She responded.

"He's literally our father at this point, Vel!"

"To you maybe."

"Hey! No one sasses my boyfriend like that."

"I'm his sister Ritz."

"Oh shit, you're right, but still."

"Whatever."

"Yo, the toast is ready!" Floyd called.

"Why can't you- oh right." Ritz realized. "I'll help." He went to the kitchen.

From there, me and Ritz shared a piece of toast, Floyd had a small piece, small enough so he could eat it, and Velvet got the rest of it, and then we all just went on with the rest of our day.

The end.

I really had to choose the fruitiest picture I had of Veneer for this chapter/story didn't I 😭