save ralph x reader: the trilogy

ralph

-he would take you out to dinner and he would pay for the finest rabbit food (his fav is oxbow essentials adult rabbit food)
-when things get freaky he will leave bite marks that give you infections
-at this point he's a walking std so he has the animal testers make sure he didnt infect you regularly
ralphie boo boo will kiss ur chemical burns to make them feel better
NICKNAMES
-he would call u things like pookie, bunny, fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget, my tester, mamas

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