save ralph x reader: the trilogy

ralph cuddling

-he's unusually warm because at this point he's radioactive. so often when you guys are snuggling you overheat and pass out.
-ever since you guys have started dating, you've been developing more tumors than usual
-you guys share fleas
-one time you rolled on him on accident and broke every bone in his body cause being a victim of animal testing made him frail
-you can usually hear his heartbeat but that man has had makeup items injected into him so it's like really funky and unhealthy like 10 bpm
-you guys usually kiss when you cuddle but his breath tastes and smells like decaying kitten so you have to try not to vomit into his mouth each time