save ralph x reader: the trilogy

when you done got caught cheating

-ralph got home after a long day of testing, only to find you in bed with anither
-he started convulsing at the sight
-you used your crazy good manipulation skills to make him believe this wasnt real and it was just the chemicals in his eye making him see things
-he forgave you cause he's literally going blind and you were right probably
-you later found out you were perganantn and you knew it wasn't ralph's cause he couldn't have any more kids cause the tests made him infertile
-the kid looked mad funky, it definitely had a couple of deficiencies and 5x more chromosomes than it should have.
-you gave it away to charity and all was well