save ralph x reader: the trilogy

when he catches you exercising

it was a long day of testing for ralphie.
he was tired. TIRED OF THE WAY THEY TREAT HIM. TIRED.
TIRED OF THE GUILTY FEELINGS. he was too happy to go home to his loving girlfriend, you.
when he walked in the door of the cage, he saw you exercising patrick star style. he got heart eyes and gulped.
"boioioioioioinngggg" ralph's dong said.
„why what do we have here?!" ralph said.
„ralph what are you doing here??!? i thought you were gonna get tested on?"
"i did. get tested on, i was gonna get makeup tested but it made 3 rabbits explode before me so they just determined it not safe. so i'm here now
ralph smooched you
"you look rather beddable this fine evening" he said. your anaconda sized dong punched him in the face out of excitement, causing him to fall
he stayed on the floor for a little too long which scared you but you checked his pulse and it was.. it was just there. so he's okay ig..