Poison

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       When Gumball got back to the White House, he was still in his maid outfit. President Biden and dream were sitting at the table drinking coffee. "Gumball could you please get me my Rupaul's drag race x tucker Carlson makeup pallet so I can do my makeup? I have a drag preformance at a children's hospital tonight." "So charitable Mr. President." Dream said. Gumball hurried to the bathroom where he grabbed The makeup pallet and a large container of vitamin C tablets. He ran back down stairs where the two men were talking about drag. "Could you please make us some breakfast kitten?" Dream asked: Gumball did as he was told. As he was cracking eggs, he crushed up as many vitamin C tablets as he could and put them in the eggs. He also made a batch of cumminade extra creamy(patent pending). He added even more vitamin C. When he was done, he placed the breakfast down on the table. Dream started eagerly eating everything in sight, because he was fat. The baby bump was starting to show, as the gestation period for creatures like dream were very short.
Suddenly dream's tummy starts a rumbling, and a grumbling, suddenly, his water breaks. In two minutes there is a shit covered baby on the floor of ththe kitchen. There was something off tho, it was neither blue or covered in fur. It was old and wrinkly. It had white hair, it was wearing a little suit. It was Joe Biden's baby. Dream looked at Gumball embarrassed. "Ooopsie poopsie, it's not yours" dream said. "My apologies original gángster." Gumball sighs in relief.
      Later that day, Gumball goes to the clinic and learns he in fact, does not have chlamydia and the condom never broke. All well that ends well!!!!

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