Gumball x Dream love story.

Mmmmmmmm earwax

        
        Gumball was up in his room. He and dream had just finish setting up dreams bed. The clothes were dumped all over the floor as there was no where to put them yet. "GUUUUUM BALLLLL!!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR EAR CLEANING!!!!", Joe Biden called from the living room. Gum ball had a condition that caused an excessive amount of ear wax to form inside his ears. If he didn't clean his ears everyday, the earwax would clog his hears and worsen his hearing. Gumball made his way down the curved staircase, he felt the eyes from the paintings of past presidents watching him. He hated them, they eyes seemed to follow you. Gumball firmly believed they were haunted, but he couldn't just get rid of them or burn them, because they were national treasures. Gumball walked into the living room, where the president was waiting with his ear cleaning kit. The president did something strange however. He kept the earwax. This wasn't the part that bothered Gumball, what bothered him was that Biden would then make scented candles out of them. By mixing the earwax with food coloring and essential oils, they were an eco friendly alternative to other scented candles one might find. This was Biden's passion, that and politics. Biden was always known as the weird uncle. Technically Biden wasn't even Gumball's real uncle. They were only related by marriage. Biden was granted custody of Gumball after his parents "went out to see the world", really Gumballs parents didn't want a pathetic loser of a son, so they sold him. They were expecting that someone would buy him to sell his organs on the pack market, but Joe Biden and Gumball's aunt came across the eBay listing first and decided to take him in. They paid exactly $2,376 for him. Pretty cheap for free labor. Gumball's aunt passed away earlier that year from a rugby accident. After that it was just Biden and Gumball until today, when that big sweaty man moved in.
          When Joe Biden finished cleaning out Gumball's ears, he sent Gumball back up to his room. When Gumball finally returned to his room, dream was sitting on his bed, still wearing his mask. "Hey, eerm, what's with the mask?" Gumball asked dream, who was sweating profusely. "Come take it off and find out," dream replied. His deep, thirty year old man voice was very seductive to Gumball. Gumball immediately got a stiffy. "Have you got a stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Dream asked as he came closer. Before Gumball could answer dream had unzipped his pants and started sucking.