Incorrect Quotes

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by RKKRIS_

by RKKRIS_

                                    
                                              
TCO : What time is it?
TDL : I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
TDL : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
SC: WHO THE HECK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!
TDL : It's 2 am.
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SC: TDL and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
TCO: * Sighing * What did TDL do?
SC: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
TDL: Who wants a steering wheel?
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TDL: This is a judgement free zone. 
*Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm* 
TDL: And I mean it. 
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TCO: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird. 
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Yellow: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Yellow: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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MT: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
MT: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
MT: HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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Purple : So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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SC: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Victim: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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TDL: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. 
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Purple : If you see me talking to myself, go away! I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting! 
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Red: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. 
Red: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.
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Navy: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my [BLEEP]ing problem. 
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SC: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a 
deadly weapon. 
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Green: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by a spontaneous musical number.
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 Victim : *Stubs their toe* F*CK!
Alan: Mind your language!
Victim : What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Alan:
Victim : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Victim : Go to Hell
Alan, tearing up: I wish I could
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SC: Yellow is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Red: Yes.
Blue: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Yellow: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Green: What truce?
SC: * sigh * The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Purple: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: * prepares for sacrifice *
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SC: Anyone d-
Yellow : Depressed?
Green : Drained?
Red: Dumb?
Blue: Disliked?
SC:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...
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Purple : Well, has MT been wrong before?
Green: How wide are we willing to open this up?