Purple and Victim Being Friends for One Chapter Straight

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by RKKRIS_

by RKKRIS_

                                    
                                              
A bit of exposition. I headcanon that Purple, also having daddy issues, would try to befriend Victim. It appears to a one sided relationship, but Victim low-key does kind of enjoy their friendship and comes to start caring about her. He also is Green's wing-man and low-key ships Green and Purple. 
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Purple: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? 
Victim: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.
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Purple: Don’t say a word. 
Victim: Fergalicious.  
Purple: Victim, I said no words.  
Victim: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Victim, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK?? 
Purple, buckling the banana up: Buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
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Victim, chatting with Purple: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
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Purple: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? 
Victim: ...What???
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Purple: Hey, Victim! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? 
Victim: What the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Purple: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 
Victim: 
Victim: That’s one way to say it, I guess…
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Purple: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? 
Victim: I only like dark humor. 
Purple, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? 
Victim: 
Purple: An IMPASTA!