*Hypothetical situation*
Grandma: *tells me to go to sleep at 10:30 pm*
My first thought: Screw you, old lady! You go to bed, that ancient artifact you call a body needs it more than I do!
My second thought: That was so rude, I'm sorry, I'll go to bed right after I write this down.
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...