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Book 3: Infection

A cat was pacing across her front porch, muttering to herself quietly.

"I hope Clementine is alright... I mean, she left with that group of cats, with MY kits, and she hasn't returned since then."

"I mean, moons have passed since she left. I hope that she's alright."

Anxiety swelled up inside her. She had ordered her sister, Clementine, to take care of her kits after an accidental pregnancy caused by her former mate, [REDACTED].

"And it's all because of Warrior Cats' logic," she growled. "I thought I could have a relationship without getting pregnant because I thought I was spayed, but oh no! Warrior Cats logic got in the way and had to RUIN everything!" she slumped down on her front porch, the anxiety in her now replaced with shame and anger.

And of course, their dad had to be a fart-brained drug dealer. I caught him selling catnip to this one cat- who I forgot the name of, but I saw that same cat walk off with that group of cats. With him.

She sighed.

"And why did my 'destiny', destine me for fucking doom?! Why me?!" The cat kept on talking to herself.

"Copper, what the hell are you doing?" she heard another cat's meow sound not too far behind her, causing her to jump cartoonishly upwards and hiss at the stranger.

Turns out, it was not a stranger.

It was just Johntavionquavious, one of her tom friends. His curly brown and orange tortie pelt shone in the moonlight.

"You be actin' all weird ever since Clementine left, dude."

"Sorry." Copper felt herself blush. (but not out of crushing) "I'm just super fucking paranoid about her. Like, is she alright or not? I DON'T KNOW!"

Johntavionquavious stared at her with a confused look on his face. "Uh.. want me to go look for her?"

Copper snapped her head towards Johntavionquavious. "That would be wonderful, thank you," she said, trying to sound calm.

"Which direction did they go in?" he asked.

Copper pointed to the land beyond the fence that surrounded the two cats. "They went that way. A-Also watch out for dangerous predators- like foxes and wolves!"

"Don't worry, I know how to fight!" Johntavionquavious shouted at her, jumping on the fence, and then jumping down from the fence.

"Me and Clementine shall return alive!"

You guys better return alive, or else I'm gonna kill your fucking ghosts. Copper thought to herself.

Chapter 1:

Flashlight awakens from literally passing out to find himself in a cavern half-full of darkness, the only light source coming from a hole above him.

Lightheadedness flooded his senses as he rose to his paws and glanced around the inside of the cavern. He spotted a wired fence standing directly in front of him, its wires glowing in the bits of dawn light.

What the hell happened..?

Thoughts soared around in his head as he tried to process what had happened before he got thrown into this weird place.

So.. I got mad at Muffins, and then, the last thing I remember is other cats dragging me away, and Garlic Bread whimpering random crap at me.

Yeah, I believe that is what happened.

More memories from that time flooded into his mind, and the feeling of confusion drifted away and was replaced with misery and anger. Why did I even think about coming back here?? All I wanted was to be happy and rule in peace, but instead, I got all this trauma, and now my life is fucked up because of it!