Total Drama All Stars: My dumb self made ANOTHER self-insert

Saving Private Leechball

Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars... Our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure, and uncovered a few nasty surprises. Heh heh. Scott and Bentley villained it up big time trying to sabotage the heroes. And, when they got caught, they didn't take it so well. But in the end, the Heroic Hamsters were victorious, and Lightning, fresh from a hungry night of exile on Boney Island made enough Boney-headed moves to get the royal flush from his teammates. Thirteen competitors remain. Which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars!

[ theme song ]

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Duncan: Ugh. I'd almost forgotten about these crud-tacular cabins.

Alejandro: [sighs] Let us hope it is our only visit.

Scott: Ow! I miss the hotel. Now that I know how rich people live, everything I like sucks!

[the bed breaks and Bentley and Scott collide on the remains]

[sproing]

Scott: Ah! Lousy discount bed! [screams]

Duncan: [confessional] Scott's okay. At least with him, you know what you're getting, which is crud. But still, nice to know.

Alejandro: Well, good night, gentleman.

[zip]

Alejandro: [sighs] [confessional] After a year in that robot suit, I find it difficult to sleep if I'm all "spread out".

Heather: Thanks again for blowing the challenge, Jo.

Jo: Me? You're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging!

Heather: I wouldn't have needed to argue if everyone just did what I told them to do. I'm the one with the most experience on this team.

Gwen: It's everyone's fault for not working together as a team! Now cram it! I am trying to sleep! [confessional] [gasps] Did that sound villainous? I-I didn't mean to be harsh, but, ooh, "Bunking with the Bickersons" is driving me bonkers!

[owl hoots]

Butler: Shh, sir.

[owl hoots dejectedly]

Sierra: There you go, Cody Bear. All tucked in. Today was a great day. I made some new friends, and I helped win our first challenge. Aw, he'd be so proud. Sweet dreams. Mwah!

Courtney: [sighs] Weirdo.

Mike: [sighs loudly] Oh yeah! Ha ha, this is the life.

Cameron: Yeah, but I feel a little guilty looking at 's empty bed. I hope he's okay over on Boney Island.

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Sam: [panting] Phew. Heh. That was too close. Right, little guy? Ow! Whoa! [screaming] I can't bear it!

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Cameron: [snoring]

[unzips sams bag and grabs Sams game]

Mike: [as Mal] [chuckles] Perfect.

[snaps the game]

Mike: [deep inhale] [as himself] What the... how did I... [gasps] Oh no!

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