Pickle Luffy

Chapter 1: Pickle Luffy

I'm still waiting for the anime where a guy says, "DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOUR EYE WILL EXPLODE!"

I better not have missed it. I'm gonna go sue Toonami if I did.
In fact, I'll buy Toonami.
And if they say no I'll eat the one named Johnno.

Then I'll take one of their potions.
And I drink it.
Then I started morphing into a pickle.
But my face and straw hat remained on me.

I had become Pickle Luffy.

Then I grew limbs.
I ran away and went down a sewer hole.

I found some roaches, I beat them up and killed them.

Then I found a rat and killed it.
I got out of the sewers. But it was through a toilet.
I jumped out of the toilet.
Then I was doing parkour to get to an elevator.

In the elevator, there were 3 Russian guys with guns.
I ran away from them but they were chasing me now.

I came back and killed one of them by stabbing him with a glass shard.

Then I ran out and stole a Lamborghini.
Then I killed Google.
Then I ate more Toonami people.
Then I ate the Earth.

Then I was in Heaven somehow.
I told God to make me eternal.
But he didn't do it. Then I was sent to hell for 4 seconds.

Then I was back on Earth. I found an alive muffin that wanted to die so I killed it.
Then the fat guy who said he was full ate me.

Then I got pooped out. I was flushed down the toilet. I was back in the sewers.
But I was still Pickle Luffy.

But I now had teleportation powers.

**to be continued**