Me: Wake up. Dude, man, please. Dude...
Naoto saw me.
Naoto: What the?
Me: HUH?! NAOTO?!
Naoto: What?! You know me?!
Me: NAOTO, YOU'RE THE SMARTEST ONE HERE! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Naoto: Uhh, it seems he's knocked out. But are you--
Me: NAOTO! IN THIS TIMELINE, HAVE YOU BEEN USING YOUR TIME TRAVEL HANDSHAKE WITH TAKEMICHI?!
Naoto: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!
Me: IT'S TOO INSANE! DOES TOMAN REALLY NOT EXIST HERE?!
Naoto: Toman? What?
Me: SO IT DOESN'T! There's no Tokyo Manji Gang?
Naoto: Huh?
Me: Why... Why did this guy do this... Look what he did to every anime... Now, Kisaki is going to an animated manhwa it seems...
Naoto: Kisaki?! Tetta Kisaki?!
Me: Uhh, yeah. THAT FOOL!
Naoto: What do you know about him?
Me: Uhh, well, he kinda, was the one constantly killing Hina, and making Akkun do the deed. JUST WHY?!
Naoto: Hina?! Akkun?!
Me: Yes...
Naoto: I have no idea what you are. But it seems like you've been watching everything we do, as if it was from a screen...
Me: Uhh... OH, NO, I HAVEN'T... I... WELL...
Naoto: But how? You know about me and Takemichi using the time traveling. You know about my sister Hinata, and Takemichi's friend Atsushi.
Me: Well, there's more important things right now.
Naoto: What?
Me: Kisaki, I have a theory about him.
Naoto: What is it?
Me: I think he's working with someone. I think he's actually going into anime and destroying them.
Naoto: What? Going into anime? How would he do that?
Me: Same way me and Hyormozoki here can. We have no idea how, but we just can.
Naoto: Let me get all this straight. You're saying you, that unconscious guy, and Tetta Kisaki can travel into anime, and change what happens?
Me: Yes.
Naoto: But, doesn't that make this an anime?
Me: I'm surprised you caught on to that part. You're even smarter than I thought.
Naoto: How do you know all this?
Me: I was reincarnated earlier. God told me stuff. About Zytech. He didn't mention Kisaki one bit. He just told me Zytech is an evil organization created by a man named Glossary Tyrotekadez.
Naoto gasped.
Naoto: DEZ...
Me: Huh?
Naoto: DEZ... AND KISAKI...
Me: HUH?
Naoto: THEY MUST BE TEAMING UP...
Me: SERIOUSLY?!
Naoto: YES! It all makes sense now.
Me: What? How do you know about Dez?
Naoto: Dez? His name was being spread everywhere one time. Everyone was saying he was gonna destroy all the gangs one time.
Me: Really? Did he end up doing that?
Naoto: Someone did. But it wasn't Dez. It was Tetta Kisaki.
Me: Dang. It's always Kisaki...
Naoto: Yeah, so, what are you planning on doing for all the anime he's destroying?
Me: We're trying to revert things back to normal, but we've changed things so much that in a sports anime, it looks like a psychopathic apocalypse...
Naoto: Dang... Well, you don't have a way of going back in time to change it. So you must change it--
Me: Really? I don't? I'm an alive pickle based on Luffy, I'd be surprised if I didn't.
Naoto: Huh?
Me: How does it even work with you? Wasn't really explained all that well. But for some reason, I feel like I can become people now.
Naoto: Become people?
Me: Yeah... Since I've become Zach Choi, I might be able to transform into him again.
Naoto: Well, ok. Try doing it then.
Me: Alright.
I was able to do it. I was now Zach Choi again.
Hyormozoki: AHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT?!
Hyormozoki: WE'RE GONNA STOP KISAKI! AND DEZ!
Me: YEAH!
Hyormozoki: AND FOR SOME REASON, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TIME TRAVEL NOW!
Me: I HOPE SO! THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS EASIER!
Hyormozoki: Bye, Naoto, we'll go into the animated manhwas to see which one Kisaki just destroyed.
Naoto: Right. Bye.
Hyormozoki vanished while having his hand on my shoulder.
Naoto: Woah. He teleported away...
We went to The God of High School
Hyormozoki: Alright. Let's do this.
**to be continued**
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Pickle Luffy
HumorAn action and comedy story about Luffy, but different, getting mad at Toonami if he missed a certain anime. He ended up drinking a mysterious potion and it turned him into a pickle and he started doing stuff just like Pickle Rick. Until he started t...
