Pickle Luffy

Chapter 49: Glusenec

Samoshi: Alright. Imma be going now.

Samoshi started to walk away.

Me: Right...

Me (in head): How does that sentence actually make me almost pass out... Just what is a redefined lackey lisp prism handkerchief suck-off packet man...

I was walking to get back to my house. But I saw this guy with yellow hair and a weird-looking body with cosmic goo.

He had a paper with Arisu Sakayanagi written on it, he was pointing to the paper but acid was dripping off his finger, burning through the bottom of it.

Me: Uhh, what? Arisu? Oh, you mean the blue blob wannabe from Classroom of the Elite? Well, what about her? You tryna see if she finally admitted to that? I'm sure she's at the school, but knocked out by the masked girl... So, what, you cosmic goo entity dude?

Glusenec jumped very high up and disappeared.

Me: Well then...

I tried walking away, but I felt that feeling again.

Me (in head): There's that feeling again... It's like spidey sense but different... Well, why did that guy wanna find Arisu anyways... I've got a bad feeling about this.

I walked around a corner and saw Dez and Kuon.

Me: Woah, Dez...

Dez: Huh? Who are you?

Me: Oh, right, you don't know me in this form. I got reincarnated again earlier. I'm Pickle Luffy.

Dez: Uhh, again?

Me: Some guy killed me with a poisonous spike weapon.

Dez: Damn... Well, you're lucky you can keep getting reincarnated like that. Zamisuso can't...

Me: Huh? Zamisuso? And, I can't keep getting reincarnated. This is my last chance. I must stop the Photilik Phantoms, as well as a boy named Nucrodox.

Dez: Nucrodox? Why does that name remind me of something?

Me: Huh? It does?

Dez: Nucrodox... Yes... Something about that name gives me bad memories...

Me: Well, besides that, there's this cosmic goo entity dude...

Dez: Huh?

Me: For some reason he wanted to find Arisu, but I've got a bad feeling about that.

Dez: Well, who is Arisu?

Me: Well, just this character from a certain anime... But I feel like I should go there to make sure he isn't tryna do something bad.

Dez: Oh, I see... Well, can you teleport there?

Me: No. For some reason, I can't teleport to places myself anymore.

Dez: Oh... How will you get there then?

Me: By trying random things to get there.

I walked over to a wall and punched it. I couldn't teleport yet.

I walked over to a trash can, grabbed a banana peel, and threw it across a fence. I still couldn't teleport yet.

I climbed a house, spat in a chimney, but it still wouldn't work.

I jumped down.

Me: Yeah, none of this is working...

Dez: Uhh, yeah... You just spat in someone's chimney...

Me: Maybe this will work.

I walked over to Dez and bit his tie.

Dez: What? How would this wor--

We were teleported to Classroom of the Elite.

Dez: WHAT?! YOU MEAN THAT WORKED?!

Me: Yeah, apparently. I guess I gotta-- Woah, everyone's conscious again...

Kanji: Who are you guys?

Me: Ah, sup, Senku voice haver. Well, is Arisu alright still?

Kanji: Huh? I guess.

Yamauchi: Yeah, I'm sure she's fine.

Me: Alright then. I'm just thinking that cosmic goo entity dude is gonna show up. He wants Arisu for something... And I watched how acid dripped from his finger.

Kanji: What? Why would that guy want Arisu?

Me: Well, I don't know.

Dez: Well, what would you even do when he gets here? Are you even strong enough to take on a guy like that?

Me: Probably not... But if he's truly trying to do what I think he is, I'll have to.

Yamauchi: Well, Arisu's down there if you wanna ask her.

Me: Oh, yeah.

Me and Dez walked over to Arisu.

Me: Hey, Arisu.

Arisu: Huh? You two aren't students here. You also don't work here...

Me: Yeah, look, I'm just worried if that guy is gonna come after you.

Arisu: What? Why would someone be coming after me?

Me: Well, I'm not sure. But, have you seen this cosmic goo entity dude yet?

Arisu: Hmm? That's quite an arbitrary question. But, no, I haven't seen any "cosmic goo entity dudes" around here.

Me: Well, that's good. But I feel like I should still be cautious.

Dez: Yes, It does seem odd why he would want to find you of all people...

Arisu: Where did you two even come from?

Me: Well, we teleported here.

Arisu: Really? That's not very believable.

Dez: Yeah... It was very weird how it happened.

Arisu: Alright.

Arisu started to walk away.

When suddenly, Glusenec appeared at the end of the hallway.

Glusenec instantly charged over with a punch.

Arisu: Huh?!

There was a loud punch...

**to be continued**