Me: Hi again, Rudy!
Rudy: Wh-what do you want?
Me: Oh, nothing! Just, take this! *throws him an iPhone*
Rudy: WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A MAGICAL BOX?
Me: No... It's a phone. An iPhone, specifically.
Rudy: I've heard Aru talk about these...
Me: Why do you mention Aru? *laughs nervously*
Rudy: Why not?
Me: No reason! Never mind!
Aru: WHERE'S MY PHONE?!?!?!
Rudy: Hey, Kayla?
Me: Yes..?
Rudy: Why does this look like Aru's phone?
Me: Umm... I dunno.
Aru: RUDY? DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?
Rudy: Well, Kayla gave it to me *points at me*
Aru: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO BLAME AN INNOCENT GIRL RIGHT NOW?
Rudy: It WaSn'T mE!
Aru: *starts beating Rudy up*
Brynne: *Comes to help Aru*
Aiden: *Comes to help Brynne*
Nikki: *Comes to help Aiden*
Sheela: I foresee that this will end badly for Rudy.
BB: ALRIGHT, BREAK IT UP! STOP FIGHTING!
Aru: THE CHILD CAN TALK!
Brynne: Why are his first words "Alright, break it up"?
*Everybody looks at Sheela*
Sheela: It-it-it may have been me.
Me: Okay that's good for now. By the way, Rudy, this is for you. *Throws iPhone at him*
*Curtains close*
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Rudy Reacts
FanfictionA bunch of chapters with Rudy, who is reacting to a bunch of human objects and food. He will also be reacting to other mythologies. The rest of the Potatoes (and Nikki) will be watching and "helping" him.